Baafly
Midland League Division Two
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Post by Baafly on May 6, 2004 1:08:05 GMT 1
<Puts grubby anorak on>
A dozen reasons why we'll triumph in Stoke.
1. Shrewsbury Town have never, ever lost a play-off final.
2. Barnet have been in play-offs twice before. On both occasions they lost in the semi-final to the team that won the final.
3. In every Conference play-off so far, the team that finished 3rd beat the team that finished 4th on penalties, and then won the final against the team that finished 5th (with a silver goal).
4. Shrewsbury have never, ever lost to Aldershot in the Britannia Stadium.
5. God is from Shropshire. Without a doubt. 100% fact.
6. God is (obviously) not a Telford fan.
7. Otherwise His son, Luke Rodgers, would play for them.
8. Therefore He must be a Shrewsbury fan.
9. But God must have been taking a long holiday last season...
10. Along with half our team.
11. Er....
12. That's it.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2004 1:10:45 GMT 1
Quality
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Post by Thirty Shrewster on May 6, 2004 1:20:00 GMT 1
How many Conference Playoff Finals have there been? One?
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Baafly
Midland League Division Two
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Post by Baafly on May 6, 2004 1:22:09 GMT 1
Err. Yep.
But don't tell anyone...
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