Post by Cuzz on Apr 28, 2004 18:12:36 GMT 1
thanks for all the nice comments folks- much appreciated!For anyone interested ie wiggy and a few others my name is Neil Curran i am a postman of some 15 years and i live and work in Whitchurch.I am married to Valerie and have one daughter Lisa who came on a buy one get one free deal with mum!I would love to meet some of you folks to put faces to names if that could be organised it would be a good laugh.Mines a guinness or ten by the way.ok here goes,it's a bit long but stick with it-i hope you enjoy it,cheers Cuzz.It's called Jimmy Quinn is 44.
Jimmy quinn is 44
but still good in the air
his lightning pace went years ago
and also now his hair.
his number two is Davey Cooke
and once i heard him scream
excitedely he said"Jim's tired
he's let me pick the team.
our first team coach is Chico Bates
he wanders round alone
he wears ill fitting tracksuits
and he fancies Judy Shone.
our goalieman is Scott the jock
he's had some brilliant games
he gets pi**ed off on Saturdays
when Tinno calls him names.
young Mossys a proud Welshman
the land of song and mines
i hope he's on good wages though
to pay off all the fines.
Trev Challis is a psychopath
and wingers legs are mowed
by this mighty mental meathead
we got cheap from down the road.
the Ridler is a superstar
a real defensive tower
compared to what we had last year
he's like Franz Beckenbaur.
Daz Tinson went to Soho
with the pimps and pro's and madams
but he couldn't even score down there
coz he looks like Tony Adams.
now Kevin Street's a lovely man
he used to play for Crewe
he's raised his game fantastically
at times he's played like pooh.
and Jamie is a fair haired lad
the girls all think he's cute
now get back on the training ground
for Christ's sake-learn to shoot!
Dave Edwards is a local lad
who came up through the ranks
when he's not playing football
he just sits at home and...........reads.
and Ryan Lowe the Burscough boy
the players call him scouse
when we're all down the meadow
all his mates are in your house.
super Sam -the Geordie man's
a great big will to win
he dribbles footballs down the wing
and lager down his chin.
O'Connor-midfield general
a lovely little chap
he's got small feet and legs and such
a perfect head to slap.
little Luke's like Billy Whizz
and drives a fancy car
i know he's fast but never beats
Sam Aiston to the bar.
Duane Darby is a great big bloke
you'd swear he's made of granite
but in private he wears dresses
and his close friends call him Janet.
up front we have a surly git
his name is Colin Cramb
i saw him do a dummy once
he spat it from his pram!
young Joe Hart he said to Jim
"to Barnet i can't come
i've got to do me homework
and me paper round with mum"
Lee Lawrence is a little lad
we got him from the Mancs
Jim said "come down here full- time"
Lee said "no fu**ing thanks".
we have young Sedgy at the back
he played for Northwich Vics
when asked one time to form a wall said
"where's the bloody bricks?"
and Jody's come from Radcliffe
for a pretty tidy sum
i feel sorry for the fella
as he gets splinters in his bum.
yes Jimmy Quinn is 44
they wanted him removed
but he knows more than us i guess
since Telford it's been proved.
and Jim old boy i give to you
my version of your squad
if you can get us up this year
you truly must be god.
cuzzstfc@aol.com
Jimmy quinn is 44
but still good in the air
his lightning pace went years ago
and also now his hair.
his number two is Davey Cooke
and once i heard him scream
excitedely he said"Jim's tired
he's let me pick the team.
our first team coach is Chico Bates
he wanders round alone
he wears ill fitting tracksuits
and he fancies Judy Shone.
our goalieman is Scott the jock
he's had some brilliant games
he gets pi**ed off on Saturdays
when Tinno calls him names.
young Mossys a proud Welshman
the land of song and mines
i hope he's on good wages though
to pay off all the fines.
Trev Challis is a psychopath
and wingers legs are mowed
by this mighty mental meathead
we got cheap from down the road.
the Ridler is a superstar
a real defensive tower
compared to what we had last year
he's like Franz Beckenbaur.
Daz Tinson went to Soho
with the pimps and pro's and madams
but he couldn't even score down there
coz he looks like Tony Adams.
now Kevin Street's a lovely man
he used to play for Crewe
he's raised his game fantastically
at times he's played like pooh.
and Jamie is a fair haired lad
the girls all think he's cute
now get back on the training ground
for Christ's sake-learn to shoot!
Dave Edwards is a local lad
who came up through the ranks
when he's not playing football
he just sits at home and...........reads.
and Ryan Lowe the Burscough boy
the players call him scouse
when we're all down the meadow
all his mates are in your house.
super Sam -the Geordie man's
a great big will to win
he dribbles footballs down the wing
and lager down his chin.
O'Connor-midfield general
a lovely little chap
he's got small feet and legs and such
a perfect head to slap.
little Luke's like Billy Whizz
and drives a fancy car
i know he's fast but never beats
Sam Aiston to the bar.
Duane Darby is a great big bloke
you'd swear he's made of granite
but in private he wears dresses
and his close friends call him Janet.
up front we have a surly git
his name is Colin Cramb
i saw him do a dummy once
he spat it from his pram!
young Joe Hart he said to Jim
"to Barnet i can't come
i've got to do me homework
and me paper round with mum"
Lee Lawrence is a little lad
we got him from the Mancs
Jim said "come down here full- time"
Lee said "no fu**ing thanks".
we have young Sedgy at the back
he played for Northwich Vics
when asked one time to form a wall said
"where's the bloody bricks?"
and Jody's come from Radcliffe
for a pretty tidy sum
i feel sorry for the fella
as he gets splinters in his bum.
yes Jimmy Quinn is 44
they wanted him removed
but he knows more than us i guess
since Telford it's been proved.
and Jim old boy i give to you
my version of your squad
if you can get us up this year
you truly must be god.
cuzzstfc@aol.com