Post by Pilch on Apr 28, 2004 0:35:05 GMT 1
just an average minibus outing
a rough diary from saturday
7:00am half are already drinking
8:20am motorway services: fagin decides to use a helpless chap in a wheelchair as a bowling ball and scores a strike into a clothes rail in a shop
(looks of horror as shoppers think i really was disabled)
10:00am more looks or horror, this time from the fancy dress posse as 500 people are on the field where the mini bus arrives
10:30 kick off for asfc
10:35 asfc fans have seen enough and head off for pub
12:15 asfc finish 2-2
12:45 minibus arrives on doorstep of york
14:30 several pints later the party heads of to christie park
16:40 friendly finishes 3-3 and on the pitch
18:00 1 quick pint in york, stock up of beer at spar
18:05 ty sends kelly down a 'kop' like street in wheel chair
18:05 & 20 secs kelly lies at bottom of road with wheelchair upside down wheels spinning, ant goes to rescue
www.shropshire.btinternet.co.uk/kelly.jpg
18:06 kellys ok , ty's in trouble
18:10 phil throws tys wallet in air which is caught on camera
www.shropshire.btinternet.co.uk/morecambe/Tys_wallet.jpg
ty is shown pic and goes barmy as his snakeskin wallet was worth a lot of money
19:00 services game of footy a no go due to jobsworth security guard
19:02 game of footy goes ahead after all
19:05 jobsworth number 2 & 3 arrive and game is called off
19:45 another services, game on
19:46 ball in hedge, norge goes to find,for some unknown reason he puts his phone on floor first
19:47 phil retrieves phone (norge never noticed)
19:48 couple of girls pass norge
19:49 norge discovers phone missing
19:50 mini bus crew convince norge girls took phone
19:50 pilch offers to help and rings norges phone (no reply)
19:51 pilch's phone rings (norge calling)
19:51 pilch tells norge its those girls calling
19:52 norge tells callers "i've got your registration"
19:53 norge is let into the secret that it phil on the other end
20:00 back on the bus to prod various sleeping passangers
20:30 arrive gay meadow, help terry clean out mini bus
terry gathers enough discarded beer to last a month
20:45 crown
22:15 attempt to get 5 people and a wheelchair into ants car
22:20 give up attempt, and phil takes billbo and norge home
22:25 take away, ant orders chips, i have pizza
22:40 phil arrives back with norge, who has lost his phone again
22:50 phone found in telepost car park
22:55 norge decides to share taxi with jo & kelly
23:00 thomas twins once again force pilch to share pizza
23:05 home
a rough diary from saturday
7:00am half are already drinking
8:20am motorway services: fagin decides to use a helpless chap in a wheelchair as a bowling ball and scores a strike into a clothes rail in a shop
(looks of horror as shoppers think i really was disabled)
10:00am more looks or horror, this time from the fancy dress posse as 500 people are on the field where the mini bus arrives
10:30 kick off for asfc
10:35 asfc fans have seen enough and head off for pub
12:15 asfc finish 2-2
12:45 minibus arrives on doorstep of york
14:30 several pints later the party heads of to christie park
16:40 friendly finishes 3-3 and on the pitch
18:00 1 quick pint in york, stock up of beer at spar
18:05 ty sends kelly down a 'kop' like street in wheel chair
18:05 & 20 secs kelly lies at bottom of road with wheelchair upside down wheels spinning, ant goes to rescue
www.shropshire.btinternet.co.uk/kelly.jpg
18:06 kellys ok , ty's in trouble
18:10 phil throws tys wallet in air which is caught on camera
www.shropshire.btinternet.co.uk/morecambe/Tys_wallet.jpg
ty is shown pic and goes barmy as his snakeskin wallet was worth a lot of money
19:00 services game of footy a no go due to jobsworth security guard
19:02 game of footy goes ahead after all
19:05 jobsworth number 2 & 3 arrive and game is called off
19:45 another services, game on
19:46 ball in hedge, norge goes to find,for some unknown reason he puts his phone on floor first
19:47 phil retrieves phone (norge never noticed)
19:48 couple of girls pass norge
19:49 norge discovers phone missing
19:50 mini bus crew convince norge girls took phone
19:50 pilch offers to help and rings norges phone (no reply)
19:51 pilch's phone rings (norge calling)
19:51 pilch tells norge its those girls calling
19:52 norge tells callers "i've got your registration"
19:53 norge is let into the secret that it phil on the other end
20:00 back on the bus to prod various sleeping passangers
20:30 arrive gay meadow, help terry clean out mini bus
terry gathers enough discarded beer to last a month
20:45 crown
22:15 attempt to get 5 people and a wheelchair into ants car
22:20 give up attempt, and phil takes billbo and norge home
22:25 take away, ant orders chips, i have pizza
22:40 phil arrives back with norge, who has lost his phone again
22:50 phone found in telepost car park
22:55 norge decides to share taxi with jo & kelly
23:00 thomas twins once again force pilch to share pizza
23:05 home