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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on Apr 25, 2004 23:35:58 GMT 1
Having had no word for days now and having had no sightings of him at Morecambe I have to now conlcude that Steve may be, well, dead.....
he has a special diet of Bananas that he cannot live without for more than five days
Please Charles Darwin, you cruel ape robber, give him back before he passes away...
He must be a very frail monkey just now, low blood sugar levels and no banana power...
The final flickers of hope are disappearing...
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Post by wiganshrew2 on Apr 25, 2004 23:46:16 GMT 1
You mean you didn't pay the ransom, Throbs? How mean is that?!!! Surely you could have done without a few lagers in order to pay the ransom for your old friend? I don't think he's dead, somehow! What if it's a fate worse than death? What if- someone has bought him a telford Scarf and forced him to say "Up the Bucks" (On the other hand "Up the Bucks" may not be so bad- "Bucks forever", or something! "Telford till I d......." No, better not mention that word! And I'm definitely not requesting a requiem for an ape from Radio Shropshire!!!
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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on Apr 25, 2004 23:51:14 GMT 1
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Post by Pilch on Apr 26, 2004 0:09:24 GMT 1
you should have paid the ransom
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Post by grinfish on Apr 26, 2004 0:11:11 GMT 1
you should have paid the ransom Perhaps, Darwin's hunger for Ginsters and Revels unsatisfied, Steve had to make the ultimate sacrifice.... Monkeynut anyone?
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 26, 2004 0:12:32 GMT 1
He'll be in a curry by now or turned into another dodgy overthrow ;D
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Post by grinfish on Apr 26, 2004 0:14:25 GMT 1
He'll be in a curry by now or turned into another dodgy overthrow ;D Always wondered what made the Shalimar taste different to all the other places... 2 more chimp bhunas over here please!
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 26, 2004 0:21:53 GMT 1
Always wondered what made the Shalimar taste different to all the other places... 2 more chimp bhunas over here please!Excellant
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Post by jamo on Apr 26, 2004 14:04:58 GMT 1
i personally am quite happy that the primate is deceased.
I've never liked them and their disgusting personal habits which, combined with Steve's appalling dress sense means that this world is an alround better place after recieving this news.
As a mark of respect for all those who held some affection for the gibbon perhaps a requim mass could be held in the lounge of The Crown prior to the Barnet home match.
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Post by SimAFCTU on Apr 26, 2004 14:49:43 GMT 1
i personally am quite happy that the primate is deceased. I've never liked them and their disgusting personal habits which, combined with Steve's appalling dress sense means that this world is an alround better place after recieving this news. As a mark of respect for all those who held some affection for the gibbon perhaps a requim mass could be held in the lounge of The Crown prior to the Barnet home match. You've just made yourself suspect number one!
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Post by jamo on Apr 26, 2004 15:13:41 GMT 1
You've just made yourself suspect number one! How many times are you going to say you've stopped posting onhere and then turn up again ?
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Post by SimAFCTU on Apr 26, 2004 15:16:59 GMT 1
How many times are you going to say you've stopped posting onhere and then turn up again ? I said it once a week or so ago and didn't bother going... and I'm still here...
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Post by grinfish on Apr 26, 2004 15:38:52 GMT 1
You've just made yourself suspect number one! It would be suspect number two but Sim's numeracy is severely impeded.... ;D
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Post by blueandamber on Apr 26, 2004 17:31:21 GMT 1
Having had no word for days now and having had no sightings of him at Morecambe I have to now conlcude that Steve may be, well, dead..... he has a special diet of Bananas that he cannot live without for more than five days Please Charles Darwin, you cruel ape robber, give him back before he passes away... He must be a very frail monkey just now, low blood sugar levels and no banana power... The final flickers of hope are disappearing... He probably went down the pub and got locked in after the match. ;D
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Post by ssshrewas guest on Apr 26, 2004 17:35:16 GMT 1
I am horrified at such cruelty. I agree we cannot negotiate with kidnappers but they should be ashamed of themselves. If there was a smiley with tears, I would use ut,
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