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Post by wiganshrew2 on Apr 22, 2004 14:30:41 GMT 1
Mr Wiggy's naughty friend again- he sends us a lot of cheeky jokes.
I just liked this one- and it's not TOO naughty!
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds up their hand. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?" Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father." Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny old b*****! "
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Post by soupie on Apr 22, 2004 14:36:22 GMT 1
Keep 'em coming Are we going to see you at Morecambe on Sat?
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Post by wiganshrew2 on Apr 22, 2004 14:40:04 GMT 1
I'm working on Saturday, I'm afraid! I'm hoping to get to a playoff- and definitley the final, if we get to that! ;D
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