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Post by Pilch on Mar 30, 2004 13:40:00 GMT 1
With Peter not having much luck so far here is his 3rd choice. MUSHROOMS
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Post by Norge on Mar 30, 2004 13:42:35 GMT 1
Definately, they're disgusting. Thats all i have to say on the subject
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2004 13:43:15 GMT 1
Booooooo, you can't put them in there. No fry up would be complete without some mushrooms!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2004 13:43:43 GMT 1
Despised them as a kid but now I think they're tasty.
You can't put mushrooms into 101, sprouts on the other hand...
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Post by Staly on Mar 30, 2004 13:44:10 GMT 1
Gather in the Mushrooms Lyrics from 'Benny Hill Sings?' Lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a cow, Though she tried she couldn't get the hang of it somehow. The farmer looked at Lucy and murmured with a frown, "Well oh you just hang on tightly, gal, and she'll jump up and down."
Chorus Oh, gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot, Pop 'em in the oven an serve 'em piping ho-ot.
To make herself more beautiful she thought she'd bathe in milk, She said, "I'll have a bathful," to her milkman Jackie Wilke. He said, "Do you want it pasturized before I pour it in?" She said, "No, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chin."
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The farmer called at Lucy one dark and stormy night, She said, "You are too old for me because your hair is white." He looked into her eyes and then he knew he'd have to tell her, "There's snow upon the roof but there's a fire in the cellar!"
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She him in the kitchen, she was his turtle dove, And then she started cooking dumplings on the stove. She wore a low cut dress, oh it was as green as clover, He jumped with glee 'cause he could see her dumplings boiling over.
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She said, "You give me half a crown I will read your palm," And then she saw his love line went half way up his arm. So now she's changed her prices, although she's just as willing, It's big fat men at two pound ten and little boys a shilling.
Oh, gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot, Pop 'em in the oven an serve 'em piping hot, We're gonna gather in the mushrooms, put 'em in a pot, Pop 'em in the oven and serve them pi-ping ho-o-ot.
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Post by Norge on Mar 30, 2004 13:46:06 GMT 1
Despised them as a kid but now I think they're tasty. You can't put mushrooms into 101, sprouts on the other hand... Leave sprouts alone. They're LOVELY !
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Post by Shrews and Royals on Mar 30, 2004 13:46:47 GMT 1
No way. A vital ingredient in a miriade of home and international dishes. A whole range of wonderfull Indian and Italian dishes would go, and the traditional English Breakfast tampered with. Plus they are Atkins friendly!
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Mar 30, 2004 13:47:31 GMT 1
You cant throw mushrooms in, like Phil says "no fry up is complete without them"
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Post by grinfish on Mar 30, 2004 13:51:53 GMT 1
Until a few months ago, I would have been all for throwing them in, but since then, 3 things have changed my mind: Spaghetti Bolognese Chinese chicken and mushroom curries Mushroom Pilau Rice (Perfect complement to a chicken tikka rogan josh!) Throw mushrooms in, and you throw away a vital ingredient in my not-so-healthy lifestyle! I must get round to trying them with a fryup too....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2004 13:58:45 GMT 1
Hell no Pete,
You try cooking for your vegetarian girlfriend without them to fall back on!
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Post by ratcliffesghost on Mar 30, 2004 14:01:58 GMT 1
Booooooooooooo! My usual pre match meal in the Dun Cow is a plate full of Curly Fries and a sausage and fried mushroom Baguette! Its that which makes me criticise referees so eloquently and objectively
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Post by grinfish on Mar 30, 2004 14:05:56 GMT 1
Booooooooooooo! My usual pre match meal in the Dun Cow is a plate full of Curly Fries and a sausage and fried mushroom Baguette! Its that which makes me criticise referees so eloquently and objectively And the ale just helps to lubricate the throat so all that mushroomy goodness can make it's critical opinion heard eh Mr Ghost? ;D
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Post by Bilbo on Mar 30, 2004 14:06:17 GMT 1
Mushrooms are excellent, not a chance they go into 101.
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Post by grinfish on Mar 30, 2004 14:11:28 GMT 1
I see you found a nicotine replacement then Mr Biggins?
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Post by Bilbo on Mar 30, 2004 14:13:23 GMT 1
Yep, but there a bugger to light
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Post by ratcliffesghost on Mar 30, 2004 14:15:54 GMT 1
A flaggon of Ale does increase openness I find Grin
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Post by grinfish on Mar 30, 2004 14:17:29 GMT 1
Enough about ladies' legs though Mr Ghost, we were talking about critique of Conference officialdom
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Post by BelleVueShrew on Mar 30, 2004 14:37:13 GMT 1
Yummy yummy yummy Mushrooms in my tummy!!
Sorry Peter, no way
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Post by jamo on Mar 30, 2004 14:48:06 GMT 1
what a ridiculous suggestion!. certainly not put mushroms in 101, otherwise my next visit to the Shalimar would be incomplete
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Post by faginy on Mar 30, 2004 15:31:47 GMT 1
a fry up without mushrooms would be like a gpricey post without spelling mistakes something wouldn't be quite right about it
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Post by Norge on Mar 30, 2004 15:34:41 GMT 1
a fry up without mushrooms would be like a gpricey post without spelling mistakes something wouldn't be quite right about it Did you edit that because of a spelling mistake?
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Post by faginy on Mar 30, 2004 15:35:57 GMT 1
Did you edit that because of a spelling mistake? how you can take the p**s out of anyone is beyond me, you mushroom hating - sprout loving freak
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Post by grinfish on Mar 30, 2004 15:40:43 GMT 1
Now sprouts, there's something that could've gone in....!
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Post by Norge on Mar 30, 2004 15:50:53 GMT 1
how you can take the p**s out of anyone is beyond me, you mushroom hating - sprout loving freak Calm down Harry lad. Just cos Barnet cancel concessions, no need to take it out on me laddy!
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Post by faginy on Mar 30, 2004 15:51:41 GMT 1
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Post by Norge on Mar 30, 2004 15:53:18 GMT 1
Have a look for Oddjob while you're there, he'll probably be on his own...........
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Post by gingashrew on Mar 30, 2004 16:22:19 GMT 1
'shrooms, shrooms, they're what I like to eat, 'shrooms on a fry up's a real treat, a bit like veggies but also quite like meat if the boys ate more mushrooms we'd never get beat!
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Post by True_Shrew on Mar 30, 2004 17:05:47 GMT 1
I'm with Ant on this one, I couldn't stand them as a kid either but now....mmmmm tasty!
Please can we have sprouts next? They truely are God's faeces.
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Post by Norge on Mar 30, 2004 17:14:33 GMT 1
I'm with Ant on this one, I couldn't stand them as a kid either but now....mmmmm tasty! Please can we have sprouts next? They truely are God's faeces. NOoooooooooooooooooo!
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Post by trewbloo guest on Mar 30, 2004 18:35:40 GMT 1
MUST STAY
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