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Post by jamo on Mar 10, 2004 19:14:59 GMT 1
A guy rings up Sky Sports to say that he has an amazing talent-just by touching and smelling a football he can tell which team has played with it. Naturally,Sky don't believe him and ask him to prove it to them. He goes to Sky and they give him the first football, "Grimsby"he says confidently.Sky are amazed, he's right! But how did he know? "smells of fish" They give him the second football and he goes through the routine again, then say's confidently "Norwich City". Again he's right and asked how he knew. "smells of mustard and turkey" he says-"Colman's and Bernard Mathews" He's given the last ball, and once again he goes through the rigmarole , and confidently say's "Leeds United". Once again he's dead right and was asked how did he know this time?
"It's going down"
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Post by Pilch on Mar 10, 2004 19:19:17 GMT 1
and then he said without even using the football! someone had knicked it
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