Post by jamo on Mar 10, 2004 8:55:31 GMT 1
Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the coliseum"Friends ,Romans and Countrymen lend me your ears. Tomorrow i take our glorious army to northern Europe and i shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."
The crowd are up on their feet, Yeeeesssssss, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus turns to his mate and says "he doesn't half talk some rubbish eh? he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper parchment"
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and addresses the crowd in the coliseum."Friends ,Romans, Countrymen, i have returned from our campaignin France and as i promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls"
The crowd are up on their feet again"Yyyeeeeesss, Hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus once again turns to his mate, " i,m sick of this rubbish, i'm off to France to check this out."
So Brutus setts off for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome. Caesar is addressing the public in the Colisium again, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort that lot out."
The crowd are up on there feet again "Yyyyeeessss, hail mighty Caesar."
Brutus jumps up and shouts"Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but i've been there to check it out and you only killed 25,000."
The crowd are stunned that their all conquering hero had lied to them and all sit down in silence. Caesar gets up and looks slowly around the Colisium then across at Brutus and say's "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing...........Away Gauls count double in Europe."
The crowd are up on their feet, Yeeeesssssss, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus turns to his mate and says "he doesn't half talk some rubbish eh? he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper parchment"
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and addresses the crowd in the coliseum."Friends ,Romans, Countrymen, i have returned from our campaignin France and as i promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls"
The crowd are up on their feet again"Yyyeeeeesss, Hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus once again turns to his mate, " i,m sick of this rubbish, i'm off to France to check this out."
So Brutus setts off for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome. Caesar is addressing the public in the Colisium again, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort that lot out."
The crowd are up on there feet again "Yyyyeeessss, hail mighty Caesar."
Brutus jumps up and shouts"Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but i've been there to check it out and you only killed 25,000."
The crowd are stunned that their all conquering hero had lied to them and all sit down in silence. Caesar gets up and looks slowly around the Colisium then across at Brutus and say's "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing...........Away Gauls count double in Europe."