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Post by wiganshrew2 on Mar 7, 2004 18:47:37 GMT 1
Man-Ure joke (sort of!) Sue, the farmer's daughter had a new boyfriend coming to tea for the first time. Conscious of her father's way of speaking, Sue asked her mother to ensure that he was on his best behaviour. "Make sure he says 'fertiliser' instead of 'manure' ," she said. "I'll try," replied her mother," but it's taken me 20 years to get him to say 'manure' !" David Beckham joke- David Beckham walks into a library and says, "A cheeseburger and fries, please." The librarian looks puzzled and replies, "You do realise you're in a library." "Sorry," whispers David. "A cheeseburger and fries, please." (Does he worry about all the jokes about him? With that money and talent- does he heck!!!)
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Post by ginboomerang on Mar 7, 2004 22:07:58 GMT 1
certain chants pertaining to his wife and a certain sex act used to upset him.
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