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Post by SouthStandShrew on May 28, 2005 12:51:30 GMT 1
Why couldnt the Bicycle stand up? Because it was TWO TYRED Sorry worse joke ever read, had to share such a poor joke.............
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Post by wiganshrew2 on May 28, 2005 13:21:17 GMT 1
So this is the bad joke thread? Right here's one-
Q-Who are the most decent people in the hospital?
A- The ultrasound people.
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Post by pawlo on May 28, 2005 19:18:48 GMT 1
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town called Weipa. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this,mister! I'm talking to that little p***k on your knee."
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Post by lazyshrew on May 28, 2005 19:23:30 GMT 1
Tumble weed
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Post by SP on May 28, 2005 19:49:38 GMT 1
lol
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