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Post by duncowshrew on Jan 25, 2004 16:45:16 GMT 1
You know how it goes. You don't want anyone to hear what you're saying, everything goes quiet, and you might as well be talking through a fog horn when somebody 50 miles away can hear you whispering. Some years ago I, and several of my mates, used to stand behind the Wakeman goal. It was getting towards half-time and a girl who subsequently became the landlady(now ex) of a notorious public house in shrewsbury, walked behind us heading towards the buffet by the turnstiles. We all exchanged pleasantries and off she went. About 5 mins later,she came walking behind us carrying several drinks, the odd hotdog and packet of crisps in the lid of 48 pack of Mars bars. At this point ,the opposition goalkeeper had just collected a pretty inocuous corner from the Town, and there were still several players in the penalty area. What the young lady said next had the keeper , referee and several players in stitches. Yes,it was the "quiet moment ". As innocent as you like,in her rather loud voice, she extolled those that she knew, "" HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF MY BOX"" I've never forgotten it. An absolute classic. Anymore examples?
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Post by Pilch on Jan 25, 2004 16:53:47 GMT 1
had to laugh yesterday me and billbo entered the ground and headed straight for the loos a familiar face entered whilst we were in there as we left billbo as a joke shouted something so this chap could hear him (it referred to a part of his anatomy ) well how was billbo supposed to know there was a minutes silence in progress
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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on Jan 25, 2004 16:57:29 GMT 1
Chester vs Shrewsbury 2003 Rammed with 2000+ other town fans into the hell hole that is the Deva Stadium Steve OGorillavic is at one of his first away games. At half time someone gets some sweets out, i try and open one, but find it difficult to open one handed, as Steve is being held up in the other hand I lean to my friend Rachel and say in quite a loud voice the following, but at that point suddenly all of Deva falls silent until Dave's voice cries out into the cold Cheshire air... "WILL YOU HOLD MY MONKEY" to which people in front and behind, to the right and left, just simply laugh at me gutted
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Post by telfordSHREWS on Jan 25, 2004 16:58:06 GMT 1
we sung at sunderland away "where's your famous Roker Roar", 30 seconds later they scored and raised the roof
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Post by ratcliffesghost on Jan 25, 2004 19:14:05 GMT 1
The naughty samsasholedagain once taped one of my drunken pub ramblings without my knowledge. He accompanied me to Ewood park some weeks later to see the hammers and while the team were warming up played at full volume "That Rigobert Song is the worst footballer I've ever seen, couldn't pass water, why he left the FunBoy Three I'll never know. "
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Post by Theoneandonly on Jan 25, 2004 19:59:51 GMT 1
Was walking up he stairs towards the control box at Bury, when Nigel pops in his 3rd,
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Post by 77sunsestrip on Jan 25, 2004 20:49:01 GMT 1
Some years ago I attended a match with my brother. He's VERY talkative (never stops). He chuntered on endlessly during the first half,quite often not even watching the game. Turning his head in the direction of the pitch,he noticed the man in front had stood up. "WILL YOU SIT DOWN FOR F****S SAKE!!!" He was reduced to silence when the man replied "WHY? ITS HALF_TIME" It was a priceless moment.
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