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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2005 10:52:24 GMT 1
For those of you who know me you'll recognise that common sense is not my forte. I'm working down in Oxfordshire today and tomorrow so have decided to stay over. But I've left my wallet with all my debit and credit cards etc back in Shrewsbury - what a plank Other efforts for this award from myself include - Driving away with my mobile phone on the top of my car and seeing it smashed up when it fell off and was run over by the car behind. - Doing a similar thing in Grimsby this season but with my phone AND wallet. Fortunatley I was only driving down 30mph streets and when I got out of my car by the ground the items were still where they'd be left - lucky git!! So, what's the stupidest thing you've done?
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Post by Pilch on May 12, 2005 11:06:18 GMT 1
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Post by Ratcliffesghost on May 12, 2005 11:20:15 GMT 1
I lent a bloke 7 grand to have plastic surgery now I can't recognise him
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Post by mike-in-cairo on May 12, 2005 11:21:42 GMT 1
once went to work with the rubbish bag to put out in the bins. also had a bag of basketball trophies to award to teams in the leagues that i used to run. i put both bags in bin! thankfully the cups were still there at the end of the day, when i finally realised where i might have put them.
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Post by x emz x on May 12, 2005 11:49:15 GMT 1
i dnt think ive done anything that bad well im sure i have, but cant remember lol anyone remember anything embaressing/stupid that i have done, feel free to remind me lol
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Post by Blues in Crewe on May 12, 2005 11:49:33 GMT 1
On a last minute decision went out for a few drinks after work when I was in Jersey grabed wallet, keys, phone and off I went. It was only at about 2.30 as I started to walk home that I realised I'd picked up my work keys not my house keys which I'd left with my alarm de-activation card in work Praise be to the port security who pity on me bought me a coffee and put me up in their van over night
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Post by shysophie in school on May 12, 2005 12:13:45 GMT 1
Probably squirting brown sauce all over someone...
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Post by Pilch on May 12, 2005 12:16:15 GMT 1
Probably squirting brown sauce all over someone... stop messing about
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Post by Mediolanum Shrew on May 12, 2005 12:16:51 GMT 1
Cycled all the way to Oxon Dental Care from Harlescott. Chain bike up, only to have lost my key to open the bloody thing. I had to come back the next day and saw through it.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2005 12:20:08 GMT 1
Apart from becoming a Town fan at an early age! Dented the front of my car by driving into the back of another car whilst admiring the artwork on the cover of a Rage Against Machine CD. At the age of 16 after a 'BIG' night out in Tenbury I decided I needed some nice warm milk to send me off to sleep. I filled our electric kettle up the the brim with milk and plugged it in! Black smoke and panic ensued I've also done the leaving stuff ontop of the car roof routine-I only remembered after I heard the wallet sliding down the back windscreen. Had to go right round the Ludlow town centre one way system to retrive it before the Chav kids grabbed it
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Post by El Huracán!!!! on May 12, 2005 12:24:49 GMT 1
No Comment!!!
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Post by JQ on May 12, 2005 12:34:38 GMT 1
Well, we were lacking firepower up front a while back, and there was this lad called Duane....
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Post by WindsorShrew on May 12, 2005 13:17:30 GMT 1
I think i will enter somthing my wife did. Last Sunday morning were both in bed and the phone rings, seeing as it's on her side of the bed I said "will you get that" to which she replied " I can't answer the phone, im naked" !!! Oh the joys of living with Londoners......
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Post by Tom on May 12, 2005 14:13:05 GMT 1
When we had Shifnal at home in the Shropshire cup i thought it was away and drove there only to be told by a rather amused man walking his dog that it was at the meadow!!!! Just made it back for kick off.
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Post by Mrslowe on May 12, 2005 15:11:38 GMT 1
- Driving away with my mobile phone on the top of my car and seeing it smashed up when it fell off and was run over by the car behind. - Doing a similar thing in Grimsby this season but with my phone AND wallet. Fortunatley I was only driving down 30mph streets and when I got out of my car by the ground the items were still where they'd be left - lucky git!! So, what's the stupidest thing you've done? yer you also put my photo on top of your car coming out of a footy groud so was wasnt driving to fast then thought i would be funny 2 ring it and see if it would vibrate its self off! i have done 2 many to write down my mates wrote a bloody little book on all the stupid things i said im that bad last stupid thing i remember saying is say in dads car the other day going to drive it and asked where the buttons were to start it dad thought it was well funny i hadent even realsied i had said it
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Post by aleix on May 12, 2005 15:21:39 GMT 1
Probably when I was in Madrid I went up to a National Policeman (the deep deep Spanish ones who hate Catalans) and asked him in Spanish with a deep Catalan accent where the sea was.......... I'm an idiot! BTW he told me to **** off you Catalan idiot ;D
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Post by BelleVueShrew on May 12, 2005 15:35:47 GMT 1
Probably squirting brown sauce all over someone... Please please please make my day and say it was your Dad ;D ;D
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Post by shysophie on May 12, 2005 15:42:15 GMT 1
Nope stop messing about We were only doing something on powerpoint
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Post by rob on May 12, 2005 16:00:18 GMT 1
nothing
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Post by aleix on May 12, 2005 16:02:47 GMT 1
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Post by wiganshrew2 on May 12, 2005 16:27:26 GMT 1
(I'm posting illegally, since I didn't make the retained list!! ) I'm going to print off this thread- because Mr Wiggy thinks that it's only ME who ever does silly things, nobody else does, especially not men!! If anyone else does silly things apart from me then it's "Silly females" in cars. Before I could drive, I was travelling from Liverpool with my two children. The youngest one wanted to sit on my knee and I put my handbag on the floor, while I hoisted her on to my knee. You've guessed it, I got off the bus and left my bag behind with money, house keys, the lot!! Mr Wiggy was still at work. I had to go to a neighbour's house. The bus went on to Wigan, and then Bolton!!!! Fortunately, I was able to phone Wigan bus station from my friend's house and one of the staff arranged to board the bus before it went on to Bolton, and retrieved my bag. NOTHING had been touched!! They even arranged for a returning bus driver to take my bag, and I could meet the bus at Billinge and take it!!! Even better- I didn't have to admit it to Mr Wiggy because it was all sorted before he came home!! (Now I'll print this off- but cut off my post!! )
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Post by fatbobsbelly on May 12, 2005 16:29:43 GMT 1
oh yeah your right
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Post by john on May 12, 2005 16:40:45 GMT 1
A few months after H was born the wife started "badgering" me to go and see the vicar about getting H christened. Well off I trotted and knocked on the vicarage door and was told by a passer by to go and see the curate as the vicar wasnt about. So off I go to the curate and low and behold he's away on holiday, so his next door neighbour gives me the address of the church warden. Off I go there and still no answer and remembering being told by the wife "get something sorted" I go back to the church...and give a few hard knocks on the door due to being a p**sed off. Someone opens the door and you know when you've said something wrong dont you Me "Sorry but, Im sick to the back teeth of going from one house to the other, can you please tell me were the bloody vicar is" The Vicar's wife "Im afraid he died last night" Now if ever I required a hole to swallow me up it was then
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Post by lazyshrew on May 12, 2005 17:20:03 GMT 1
Waking up this morning
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Post by Minto on May 12, 2005 19:55:07 GMT 1
I used to work with a girl that had a memory like a sieve. She was so fed up with this that she went to a memory improvement course at night school and on the last night she left her handbag behind! Mine was probably leaving the handbrake off my MG along time ago. Anyway about 1 in the morning PLOD came calling and asked if I was aware that my car had been involved in a road traffic accident. Looking rather confused they led me to the end of the drive and pointed down the road. Low and behold there was my beloved car 200 odd yards away nestling at 45 degrees against a car with a pronounced buckle in its bonnet. It was lucky really as I was living 'darn sarf' at the time and about a week later we had the famous storm and the guy's car was totalled by a tree.
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Post by islay malt on May 12, 2005 21:20:04 GMT 1
Read Windsorshrews posts about United
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Post by somersetshrew on May 12, 2005 21:22:32 GMT 1
preparing to go for a day out with the wife and daughter, I went to put my camera bag with camera body, lenses, etc in the boot, realised I never had my keys,so put the bag down behind the car and went back in for the key, got waylaid doing something else, then we all went and got in the car, and I reversed over all my camera kit.
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