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Dec 10, 2004 19:37:05 GMT 1
Post by john on Dec 10, 2004 19:37:05 GMT 1
Little Red Riding Hood walking through a wood and she hears rustling leafs, So she searches about and sees the Wolf squatting. "what big ears you have Mr Wolf" "all the more to hear you with" he says "what big teeth you have" she says "all the bigger to eat you with" he says "what big eyes you have" she says The wolf says "well Im having a s**te arent I"  |
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Dec 10, 2004 19:41:16 GMT 1
Post by aleix on Dec 10, 2004 19:41:16 GMT 1
Are explicit jokes that might offend people but are very funny allowed?
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JP just about going out
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Dec 10, 2004 19:42:14 GMT 1
Post by JP just about going out on Dec 10, 2004 19:42:14 GMT 1
Of course Aleix ;D
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Dec 10, 2004 19:43:32 GMT 1
Post by shrewforever on Dec 10, 2004 19:43:32 GMT 1
Like the bloke who goes to an Optician with a violin case under his arm.
He says to the Optician"Hey I want to see you about this"and proceeds to open the violin case.
Inside is a jobby,t***,dollop call it what you will,the entire length of the violin case with the girth of that of an average mans forearm.
The Optician looks at it and says to the bloke"Did you produce that?" to which the bloke repies"Yes"
Optician says "You should see a Doctor Mate"
To which the bloke replies"No I need to see you cos everytime I do one of those
my eyes water........"
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Dec 10, 2004 20:39:51 GMT 1
Post by aleix on Dec 10, 2004 20:39:51 GMT 1
OK here goes. I apologise beforehand.
There's this guy with a mental disorder and he goes to an ice cream van and says:
Nnnnnnnng.......can i......please......have an ice........cream?
Yes of course - replies the salesman - what flavour do you want it?
It...............doesn't ma........tter............i'll drop.........it any.........way.
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Dec 10, 2004 23:27:43 GMT 1
Post by ratcliffesghost on Dec 10, 2004 23:27:43 GMT 1
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Shrew
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Dec 11, 2004 12:17:00 GMT 1
Post by Shrew on Dec 11, 2004 12:17:00 GMT 1
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Dec 11, 2004 12:21:13 GMT 1
Post by aleix on Dec 11, 2004 12:21:13 GMT 1
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