Breaking News Under 20's Scandal

[FA Rep]

A full investigation has been launched following reports that the under 20's played at least one over age player in the big match yesterday.

The give away was the fact that one of the alledged under 20's appears to be fatter than his brother

Likely punishments include the Under 20's team having to buy all the Vets a pint of beer. (None of that lager stuff allowed ;D)

The investigation will start once the FA can tell the difference between their arse and their elbow.

[Len Castergate]

We at the FA are also looking at an incident during the game where one player was seen to take a performance enhancing drug (stella) immediately before he proppeled a throw in father than he has done ever before

The supply of the performance enhancing drug is also under investigation

[True_Shrew]

Wasn't me

You don't have to worry about the stella incident, in true drinking style Ratcliffe's ghost didn't leave a drop...









....but the steriods and cocaine he left in there were fabulous