Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2004 16:47:26 GMT 1
First Christmas present goes to Harry fagin,
A speedy quidditch stick that ducks and weaves.
The Golden Snitch and some cans of Stella,
The perfect gifts for our magic fella.
A new tractor for farmer Harmerhill,
To pull the sprayer, the baler and drill.
Plus Fresians that don't get up until late
And transport their own milk to Unigate.
Booming programme sales for Ianwhit
And a genuine blue and amber kit.
With the control to never wind us up
And an SMS text: "Weve 1 th kup!"
For Norway I would give blonde "Just For Men"
So he may look thirty four once again
And bowls that never wobble or flutter,
Drawn by the jack and no longer the gutter!
A new laptop I give to J P Shrew
To watch Babes Of The Day in every view.
Got it from fagin, I know, but dont worry,
Dont think its off the back of a lorry?!
More people to attend (for our Glyn Price)
The D DAS meetings would be very nice.
Duane and he have been feeling so alone,
Theyre changing the name to Darby and Moan!
A Blackman for True Shrew, to share his bed,
Don't worry this is not a racist thread!
No, its not Heskey to play with up front,
It's with Honor, he wants to grind and grunt!
An abacus for Ant to keep good score,
So "Last goal wins" we would hear no more.
A Springfield pub crawl, 6 o'clock start,
Darts game with Homer, then a coke with Bart!
Seagulls for Jamo, the king of the Vets
And sardines caught up in French trawler nets.
His Mancs team, adrift, would not be so far,
If they could find another Cantona?!
A chip shop treat for Amy 123
Where fish is cheap and mushy peas are free!
Plus brain power that she could count some more
Then call herself Amy 1.2.3.4!
For Ratcliffe's ghost, I give the perfect tip,
To prevent punters from giving him lip.
Like a mighty cannonball on each course,
Bet now on Champion The Wonder Horse!
A date with her Ryan, for Mrs. Lowe,
Gondola, the Severn and off theyd go.
Even this match, he would not be up front,
Coz as she sips champagne, he's left to punt.
Strong, long springs to attach to Blue Skies' feet,
To parachute in, they would be quite neat:
Every time that Jules dropped down real low,
Up she would bounce for another go!
To meet Morinho, for Wiggy from me,
His Spanish charm matches her joie de vie.
He'd talk offside without fear of rebuke
Then Wiggy could go explain it to Luke!
A different crystal ball for pub league SIM
Might stop his forecasts from being so dim?
"Best team, best ground, best supporters" he said
Just before Telford went into the red.
Mystic; to talk of things that make more sense:
Not elephants with gout or farts in tents!
For his Dad, more cups of hot rosy lee,
If Murray stops wearing his tea cosy?!
"Best Manager" award I give Tricky
To stop Bellevue from taking the Mickey
And the belief, that he won't get the sack,
Or bedroom gymnastics wont hurt his back?!
Chaz, please do not stop now, I hear you shout,
You have left some important people out.
Presents for the Clique, some might want to say,
No, my gift is to ALL on B and A.
Cheers Paul
A speedy quidditch stick that ducks and weaves.
The Golden Snitch and some cans of Stella,
The perfect gifts for our magic fella.
A new tractor for farmer Harmerhill,
To pull the sprayer, the baler and drill.
Plus Fresians that don't get up until late
And transport their own milk to Unigate.
Booming programme sales for Ianwhit
And a genuine blue and amber kit.
With the control to never wind us up
And an SMS text: "Weve 1 th kup!"
For Norway I would give blonde "Just For Men"
So he may look thirty four once again
And bowls that never wobble or flutter,
Drawn by the jack and no longer the gutter!
A new laptop I give to J P Shrew
To watch Babes Of The Day in every view.
Got it from fagin, I know, but dont worry,
Dont think its off the back of a lorry?!
More people to attend (for our Glyn Price)
The D DAS meetings would be very nice.
Duane and he have been feeling so alone,
Theyre changing the name to Darby and Moan!
A Blackman for True Shrew, to share his bed,
Don't worry this is not a racist thread!
No, its not Heskey to play with up front,
It's with Honor, he wants to grind and grunt!
An abacus for Ant to keep good score,
So "Last goal wins" we would hear no more.
A Springfield pub crawl, 6 o'clock start,
Darts game with Homer, then a coke with Bart!
Seagulls for Jamo, the king of the Vets
And sardines caught up in French trawler nets.
His Mancs team, adrift, would not be so far,
If they could find another Cantona?!
A chip shop treat for Amy 123
Where fish is cheap and mushy peas are free!
Plus brain power that she could count some more
Then call herself Amy 1.2.3.4!
For Ratcliffe's ghost, I give the perfect tip,
To prevent punters from giving him lip.
Like a mighty cannonball on each course,
Bet now on Champion The Wonder Horse!
A date with her Ryan, for Mrs. Lowe,
Gondola, the Severn and off theyd go.
Even this match, he would not be up front,
Coz as she sips champagne, he's left to punt.
Strong, long springs to attach to Blue Skies' feet,
To parachute in, they would be quite neat:
Every time that Jules dropped down real low,
Up she would bounce for another go!
To meet Morinho, for Wiggy from me,
His Spanish charm matches her joie de vie.
He'd talk offside without fear of rebuke
Then Wiggy could go explain it to Luke!
A different crystal ball for pub league SIM
Might stop his forecasts from being so dim?
"Best team, best ground, best supporters" he said
Just before Telford went into the red.
Mystic; to talk of things that make more sense:
Not elephants with gout or farts in tents!
For his Dad, more cups of hot rosy lee,
If Murray stops wearing his tea cosy?!
"Best Manager" award I give Tricky
To stop Bellevue from taking the Mickey
And the belief, that he won't get the sack,
Or bedroom gymnastics wont hurt his back?!
Chaz, please do not stop now, I hear you shout,
You have left some important people out.
Presents for the Clique, some might want to say,
No, my gift is to ALL on B and A.
Cheers Paul
