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Post by WindsorShrew on Mar 17, 2005 16:42:15 GMT 1
Straight sprint 1 x width of pitch who would come last out of the current crop. 3rd Last K Langmead 2nd Last D Riddler Last D Derby Record is currently held by M Redmile at 90mins v Carlisle
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2005 17:03:57 GMT 1
I think Langmead is deceptively quick for his size.
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Post by Plywood on Mar 17, 2005 17:10:14 GMT 1
...while Luke has become deceptively slow I think Tinno would struggle not to finish last in any old-fashioned leg-race.
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Post by dachs on Mar 17, 2005 17:13:56 GMT 1
Johnny Gayle would have struggled to beat an infant
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Post by Plywood on Mar 17, 2005 17:54:32 GMT 1
Johnny Gayle would have struggled to beat an infant I dunno, he was a man mountain. I reckon he'd be able to give most teenagers a good pounding – to be honest I don't want to think of the mess he'd make of a toddler.
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Post by warbiesbread on Mar 17, 2005 19:11:37 GMT 1
of current crop has to be martin o connor
historic view old chicken legs himself chris withe
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Post by davewill on Mar 17, 2005 22:44:42 GMT 1
slowest ever has to be Chris Withe I once saw milk turn quicker!
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Post by suttonshrew on Mar 17, 2005 22:58:13 GMT 1
was sitting in the family enclosure and the game had just kicked off and withe walked over and shouted ' im knackered' to some guy sat in the top of the stand...........he had not even touched the ball!!
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Post by Salop Si not signed in on Mar 18, 2005 0:07:43 GMT 1
John Gayle Andy Thompson Gregor Rioch
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Post by Tony_HullShrew on Mar 18, 2005 9:32:13 GMT 1
Matt Redmile, John Gayle and whatsisname White must hold the title. Sorry - just can't think of the guy's first name even though it is on the tip of my tongue!
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Post by mike-in-cairo on Mar 18, 2005 14:19:09 GMT 1
devon?!?
i do think one of the things that is a big difference between top quality football and our lot is speed / athleticism. i reckon all of our players are slower than almost the players in a premiership squad.
wot about tony kelly - he was slow but it didn't matter.
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Post by stuttgartershrew on Mar 18, 2005 14:56:04 GMT 1
Wayne Clarke were well slow...but then he didn't need to run too much to be fair...
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Post by Cynical Shrew on Mar 18, 2005 19:57:19 GMT 1
Tommy Lynch.
He was a 'big lad' but was the Tomminator the least athletic footballer ever?
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Post by Aryanimp on Mar 18, 2005 20:22:30 GMT 1
Quality board this fellas, So are you insinuating you are a team of lard arses? We have a fair amount of pace in our side at present and talking about speed, I'm pleased that Rodgers is suspended Enjoyed the opening day at The Meadow after sampling the delights of your hostelries beforehand Hope you can do us a few favours in beating some of our play-off rivals after tomorrows match!
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Post by Cynical Shrew on Mar 18, 2005 20:30:33 GMT 1
Quality board this fellas, So are you insinuating you are a team of lard arses? We have a fair amount of pace in our side at present and talking about speed, I'm pleased that Rodgers is suspended Enjoyed the opening day at The Meadow after sampling the delights of your hostelries beforehand Hope you can do us a few favours in beating some of our play-off rivals after tomorrows match! Like the handle 'AryanImp'!
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Post by pawlo on Mar 18, 2005 22:17:23 GMT 1
Like the handle 'AryanImp'! Its a spelling error CS, it should say " Hairy hand imp"
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Post by Aryanimp on Mar 19, 2005 1:10:45 GMT 1
Its a spelling error CS, it should say " Hairy hand imp" Quite Vote Labour, I'd rather eat Halal
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Post by pawlo on Mar 19, 2005 1:43:19 GMT 1
Quite Vote Labour, I'd rather eat Halal Who is he?
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Post by Cynical Shrew on Mar 19, 2005 18:30:51 GMT 1
Quite Vote Labour, I'd rather eat Halal I'd rather eat kosher Still, cruel ritual slaughter and infant genital mutilation OK. Ancient English custom not.
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Post by pawlo on Mar 19, 2005 18:51:30 GMT 1
I'd rather eat kosher Still, cruel ritual slaughter and infant genital mutilation OK. Ancient English custom not. Name me one ancient English custom. I am actually rather opposed to the way animals are killed to provide Kosher or Halal meat, but i will oppose it democratically through the process of law, as with fox hunting. Doesnt necessarily mean that all toffs should be deported, just taxed to extinction ;D My son was circumcised when he was two, never did him any harm, he still loves me ;D
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Post by benlennagain on Mar 19, 2005 19:09:47 GMT 1
The only ancient english custom i can still see being practised often is the raising of the village idiot, i love tradition dont u cynical, you vile man....it amazes me that you see the practise of halal as primitive, while you will let our children eat processed meats which consist of eyes, ground bones and vaginal walls, at least they care how their food is made.
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Post by Cynical Shrew on Mar 20, 2005 14:25:37 GMT 1
Name me one ancient English custom. I am actually rather opposed to the way animals are killed to provide Kosher or Halal meat, but i will oppose it democratically through the process of law, as with fox hunting. Doesnt necessarily mean that all toffs should be deported, just taxed to extinction ;D Why don't you speak out against it at the next party conference? See how far you get...
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Post by chrisj on Mar 20, 2005 14:38:05 GMT 1
Why don't you speak out against it at the next party conference? See how far you get... Why don't you go for a long walk down the middle lane of the M56 - see how far you get? Still waiting for your answers, dickhead.
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Post by john on Mar 20, 2005 14:39:11 GMT 1
Chris, is the M56 busy enough? ;D
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Post by chrisj on Mar 20, 2005 14:45:12 GMT 1
Chris, is the M56 busy enough? ;D Well... there'll be all the traffic for the Merseyside derby today, and we know he's based in the NW, so it seemed like a good shout!
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Post by Cynical Shrew on Mar 20, 2005 15:34:14 GMT 1
Why don't you go for a long walk down the middle lane of the M56 - see how far you get? Still waiting for your answers, dickhead. Lefty loses argument so resorts to abuse.
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Post by harmerhillshrew on Mar 20, 2005 15:41:41 GMT 1
Lefty loses argument so resorts to abuse. He has taken you to the cleaners on this thread actually. And would appear to be getting annoyed that you have not answered the questions he has posed you.
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Post by chrisj on Mar 20, 2005 18:10:15 GMT 1
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