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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on Feb 14, 2005 14:11:43 GMT 1
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Post by manys a twist on Feb 14, 2005 14:16:18 GMT 1
a blank page
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Post by Wot on Feb 14, 2005 14:20:20 GMT 1
a blank page Its a secret code Manny to keep people under 46 in suspense
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Post by mattsnapper2 on Feb 14, 2005 14:20:43 GMT 1
blank just like ur bloody brain then log in and do us all a favour
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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on Feb 14, 2005 14:41:02 GMT 1
works for me
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Post by mattsnapper2 on Feb 14, 2005 14:51:37 GMT 1
me 2 for those incapable... We need more details on how to kill burglars So it's official, we now have Government permission to attack and kill burglars we catch in our home. Unfortunately, the guidelines do not make it clear that I must instinctively remember to cause all the injuries to the front of the burglar - that's where farmer Tony Martin went wrong. I must remember not to creep up behind the villain trying to dismantle my computer and knock seven bells out of him with my piece of four-by-two. I must instinctively tap him on the shoulder first so that when he presents his front to me I can knock seven bells out of him with impunity. If I happen to kill this criminal, theÊguidelines are again vague. They give no guide as to what to do with the body. In view of recent police responses where nothing has been stolen they are unlikely to attend. Perhaps I could drag him on to the pavement and say the wheelie bin fell on him. But ifÊit doesn't coincide with bin day that would be a bit of a giveaway. Alternatively, I could stand the bodyÊat a bus stop in Southport and no-one would notice for some years. If I really want the police to attend IÊcould put the body back into the driving seat of the car and stuff an apple in his mouth. Before you can shout "traffic violation" I would be surrounded by helicopters, armed response teams, police dogs, community support officers, trauma counsellors, Victim Support and the Shropshire branch of Liberty. Or I could call my friend Billy, who has a plot of landÊin a remote part of Shropshire and a JCB. That will save a forest of paperwork and taxpayers' money. I wonder if the Government insurance will cover transport costs - the guidelines are very vague. Bob Mills, Shrewsbury
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Post by morpheus on Feb 14, 2005 21:22:27 GMT 1
fkn brill
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Post by SeanBroseley on Feb 14, 2005 21:45:06 GMT 1
We need to adopt the same approach to this as the government in its foreign policy - attack burglars in their own homes on the basis of their previous convictions.
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