Post by SMP on Jan 13, 2005 14:09:19 GMT 1
Try changing just one letter in a film, book or tv programme title and you can come up with an entirely different concept!
Funding Nemo
A mild mannered loan shark too shy to ask the damn clownfish for his money back.
Irates of the Carribean
Angry Jamaicans get their crops stolen by an efffeminate Johnny Depp.
Top Gin
Tom Cruise leads a pack of elite Alcoholics.
Lard of the Rings
A documentary about an obese gymnastics troupe and their travels through New Zealand.
The Last and the Furious
A young dude gets into street racing with his Dihatsu Charade and loses all of the time.
Might Club
Indecisive people try and get a club together for other indecisive people.
The Task
One guys struggle to not pull funny faces and to not talk funny during his on screen movie career.
The Lost Samurai
Wheda Helami (Tom Cruise) the legendary Japanese swordsman goes East to post civil war America but an unfortunate navigational error leads him to the frozen wastes of siberia where he finds little demand for his talents.
The Purse of Frankenstein
Mary Shelley's Monster goes shopping.
Pie Hard
Bruce Willis as a cook who can't get his pastry right.
Piddler on the Roof
Protest musical about public convenience closures.
The Wrench Connection
Gene Hackman stars as a tough cop tracking down tool thieves.
Full Metal Packet
Vietnam war story about a soldier who has a revolutionary aluminium penis transplant.
The Codfather
Marlon Brando plays the head of a Mafia fishmongering racket.
Crease
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John fall in love while doing the ironing.
Retch for the Sky
A wartime RAF pilot tries to overcome his airsickness.
Spar Wars
Inter-galactic rivalry between convenience stores.
Saturday Night Fiver
John Travolta boogies the weekend away on a limited budget.
Lord of the Fries
William Golding novel about a group of boys stranded in a branch of Burger King.
The Barrowers
A group of mice start up a mobile market stall.
The Beer Hunter
Two CAMRA members are taken prisoner by the Vietcong whilst on a pub crawl.
Sheepless in Seattle
A shepherd loses his charges in North West America.
Shakespeare In Hove
Elizabethan comedy in which the bard takes a holiday in a south coast resort.
Who Flamed Roger Rabbit
Bob Hoskins tries to find out who sent insulting e-mail to a cartoon rabbit.
The Buns of Navarone
A gang of men attempt to sabotage the enemy bakeries of Navarone.
The 39 Stops
Graham Greene's story of espionage & intrigue involving an incontinent lorry driver.
Patch 22
The story of a dog owner with very unimaginative names for his dogs.
Once upon a time in the Vest
An Englishman fights the baddies in a wild west underwear store.
Where Eagles Care
A Wildlife on One episode about genetically modified birds of prey that look after orphaned rabbits.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugli
How the west was won by succulent tropical fruit.
For a Few Dollars Bore
The inspirational life story of the dullest mercenary in the world.
It.s a Wonderful Lift
A neighbourhood come together to appreciate their new elevator.
Sulu
Michael Caine defends Rorke's Drift from an army of Star Trek helmsmen.
Fartasia
Cartoon based around the musical stylings of La Petomaine.
Wankabout
Famous Australian film starring Jenny Agutter.
Clear and Present Manger
Seasonal Favourite with US Special Forces launching a pre-emptive strike against Bethlehem.
Sinbad and the Bye of the Tiger
Golfing drama in which an Arabian sailor reaches the US Open Final without having to face the favourite.
The Untorchables
During the prohibition, a team of asbestos-clad FBI men challenge organised arson rings.
Reservoir Dons
A group of Oxford professors plan a jewellery heist.
Bill Bill
Documentary following a dry-cleaner attempting to get Quentin Tarantino to pay for the removal of bloodstains from a large number of costumes.
The Last Action Herd
Secret group of combat cows come out of retirement for one final mission.
Apolio 13
Group of crippled astronauts struggle to get to the moon.
Return of the Kink
In which our afro-haired heroine struggles to deal with the issues surrounding a failed hair-straightening.
Fellowship of the Rung
A brave band of vertigo-sufferers attempt to destroy the Ladder of the Dark Lord.
Bloke's 7
A bunch of beer-swilling slobs with BO attempt to save the galaxy whilst watching late night porn.
Four weedings and a funeral
Cheech and Chong movie in which they smoke far too much, with fatal, but hilarious consequences.
Snot White
A fairy tale princess escapes to the forest despite her allergy to tree-pollen.
Star Trek 3 - the Starch for Spock
The Vulcan's stiff upper lip fails, and the hunt is on for an artificial replacement.
The Empire Strokes Back
Darth Vader tries a less confrontational approach to The Rebel Alliance.
Enema at the Gates
My favourite World War Two medical drama - probably best left to the imagination.
Robocod
Part man, part machine, all fish!
Tight Club
Men meet in a secret location and argue about who's going to buy the next round.
Anticrust
Bread can be dangerous... Toast can be deadly.
Twon
Jonathan Ross find himself playing games inside a computer.
Get Farter
Michael Caine (Farter) is a marked man after he lets a real smelly one rip in Newcastle.
Funding Nemo
A mild mannered loan shark too shy to ask the damn clownfish for his money back.
Irates of the Carribean
Angry Jamaicans get their crops stolen by an efffeminate Johnny Depp.
Top Gin
Tom Cruise leads a pack of elite Alcoholics.
Lard of the Rings
A documentary about an obese gymnastics troupe and their travels through New Zealand.
The Last and the Furious
A young dude gets into street racing with his Dihatsu Charade and loses all of the time.
Might Club
Indecisive people try and get a club together for other indecisive people.
The Task
One guys struggle to not pull funny faces and to not talk funny during his on screen movie career.
The Lost Samurai
Wheda Helami (Tom Cruise) the legendary Japanese swordsman goes East to post civil war America but an unfortunate navigational error leads him to the frozen wastes of siberia where he finds little demand for his talents.
The Purse of Frankenstein
Mary Shelley's Monster goes shopping.
Pie Hard
Bruce Willis as a cook who can't get his pastry right.
Piddler on the Roof
Protest musical about public convenience closures.
The Wrench Connection
Gene Hackman stars as a tough cop tracking down tool thieves.
Full Metal Packet
Vietnam war story about a soldier who has a revolutionary aluminium penis transplant.
The Codfather
Marlon Brando plays the head of a Mafia fishmongering racket.
Crease
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John fall in love while doing the ironing.
Retch for the Sky
A wartime RAF pilot tries to overcome his airsickness.
Spar Wars
Inter-galactic rivalry between convenience stores.
Saturday Night Fiver
John Travolta boogies the weekend away on a limited budget.
Lord of the Fries
William Golding novel about a group of boys stranded in a branch of Burger King.
The Barrowers
A group of mice start up a mobile market stall.
The Beer Hunter
Two CAMRA members are taken prisoner by the Vietcong whilst on a pub crawl.
Sheepless in Seattle
A shepherd loses his charges in North West America.
Shakespeare In Hove
Elizabethan comedy in which the bard takes a holiday in a south coast resort.
Who Flamed Roger Rabbit
Bob Hoskins tries to find out who sent insulting e-mail to a cartoon rabbit.
The Buns of Navarone
A gang of men attempt to sabotage the enemy bakeries of Navarone.
The 39 Stops
Graham Greene's story of espionage & intrigue involving an incontinent lorry driver.
Patch 22
The story of a dog owner with very unimaginative names for his dogs.
Once upon a time in the Vest
An Englishman fights the baddies in a wild west underwear store.
Where Eagles Care
A Wildlife on One episode about genetically modified birds of prey that look after orphaned rabbits.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugli
How the west was won by succulent tropical fruit.
For a Few Dollars Bore
The inspirational life story of the dullest mercenary in the world.
It.s a Wonderful Lift
A neighbourhood come together to appreciate their new elevator.
Sulu
Michael Caine defends Rorke's Drift from an army of Star Trek helmsmen.
Fartasia
Cartoon based around the musical stylings of La Petomaine.
Wankabout
Famous Australian film starring Jenny Agutter.
Clear and Present Manger
Seasonal Favourite with US Special Forces launching a pre-emptive strike against Bethlehem.
Sinbad and the Bye of the Tiger
Golfing drama in which an Arabian sailor reaches the US Open Final without having to face the favourite.
The Untorchables
During the prohibition, a team of asbestos-clad FBI men challenge organised arson rings.
Reservoir Dons
A group of Oxford professors plan a jewellery heist.
Bill Bill
Documentary following a dry-cleaner attempting to get Quentin Tarantino to pay for the removal of bloodstains from a large number of costumes.
The Last Action Herd
Secret group of combat cows come out of retirement for one final mission.
Apolio 13
Group of crippled astronauts struggle to get to the moon.
Return of the Kink
In which our afro-haired heroine struggles to deal with the issues surrounding a failed hair-straightening.
Fellowship of the Rung
A brave band of vertigo-sufferers attempt to destroy the Ladder of the Dark Lord.
Bloke's 7
A bunch of beer-swilling slobs with BO attempt to save the galaxy whilst watching late night porn.
Four weedings and a funeral
Cheech and Chong movie in which they smoke far too much, with fatal, but hilarious consequences.
Snot White
A fairy tale princess escapes to the forest despite her allergy to tree-pollen.
Star Trek 3 - the Starch for Spock
The Vulcan's stiff upper lip fails, and the hunt is on for an artificial replacement.
The Empire Strokes Back
Darth Vader tries a less confrontational approach to The Rebel Alliance.
Enema at the Gates
My favourite World War Two medical drama - probably best left to the imagination.
Robocod
Part man, part machine, all fish!
Tight Club
Men meet in a secret location and argue about who's going to buy the next round.
Anticrust
Bread can be dangerous... Toast can be deadly.
Twon
Jonathan Ross find himself playing games inside a computer.
Get Farter
Michael Caine (Farter) is a marked man after he lets a real smelly one rip in Newcastle.