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Post by wiganshrew2 on Jan 3, 2005 14:11:48 GMT 1
First silly joke- The Magic Slide. An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman go to the fair. (It's one of those!! ) There's a fairy standing by the slide, who tells them it's a Magic Slide. "Whatever you say as you come down the slide," she explains "You'll be showered with it as you reach the bottom of the slide!" Up steps the Scotsman. As he goes down the slide, he shouts "GOLD!" and, sure enough, as he reaches the bottom, he is showered with gold coins. Next the Englishman goes up the slide. He thinks, "I can't ask for gold- the Scotsman asked for that" So, as he goes down he yells "SILVER!" - and sure enough, as he reaches the bottom, he is showered with silver coins. The last to go up is the Irishman. As he goes down the slide he yells "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" (I warned you it was silly! ) Silly Joke number Two (Badly phrased after the punchline of that last joke, maybe!! ) The Potatato Family- Mother potato sat in a potato patch with her three daughters. She asked them, "What ambitions do you have when you get out of here?" The first one said, "I'm going to marry a King Edward." The second one said "Well- I'm going to marry a Jersey Royal." The mother said to the third one, "Well- who do you want to marry?" The third one said "I want to marry Des Lynam!" "Des Lynam?" said her mother in a disgusted voice. "But he's just a Common 'ater!" O.K- I'll DEFINETELY get my coat- and shut the dorr as I go out!
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Post by ShrewsAde on Jan 3, 2005 15:10:33 GMT 1
sounds like pre-match nerves to me Wig
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Post by harmerhillshrew on Jan 3, 2005 15:25:25 GMT 1
sounds like pre-match nerves to me Wig Sounds like cheap Xmas crackers to me
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