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Post by youngestshrew on Dec 30, 2004 0:14:06 GMT 1
...You've seen happen at a footie match? It could be on the pitch or off the pitch! Probably the funniest thing ive seen is when everton equalised against us and there was a stupid scouser climbing on the station end rails and then he fell down the back of the sponsor boards!  very funny! |
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Post by bristol loggerheads on Dec 30, 2004 13:40:06 GMT 1
Got to be the steward's son (?) who was about 9 and in the segregated area next to the former Riverside toilets giving it some to the Plymouth hoolies. At half time someone had zipped up his anorak around the crowd barrier with him still in it!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2004 14:36:16 GMT 1
I've seen quite a few, the most recent of which was probably the 'pre-match entertainment' at Forest Green last season. The club secretary read out the minutes of that weeks board meeting and the mayoress speech at the end of the victory parade was so bad you either laughed or cried |
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Post by Egwel Fryde on Dec 30, 2004 15:10:56 GMT 1
Talking about 'pre-match entertainment' did anybody else think the the PA Chap at chester was a complete idiot! Reminded me of a school teacher!
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Post by jamo on Dec 30, 2004 16:24:23 GMT 1
It wasn't a professional game i know but i recently took part in a game at London Road where the referee gave an absolutley first class comedy performance from start to finish....Oh how we laughed.
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Post by john on Dec 30, 2004 17:22:01 GMT 1
Last year at morecombe last game of the season as the subs were warming up at, half time the ball was kicked onto the top of the net.
Jody banim decided to show of and try a flying kick to get the ball back, he got his foot stuck in the netting and fell on his arse i hope somone here saw it as about 300 of the away fans did and it gave them a good laugh for ages. I could'nt stop laughing for ages.
Good times
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Post by youngestshrew on Dec 30, 2004 17:31:34 GMT 1
Last year at morecombe last game of the season as the subs were warming up at, half time the ball was kicked onto the top of the net. Jody banim decided to show of and try a flying kick to get the ball back, he got his foot stuck in the netting and fell on his arse i hope somone here saw it as about 300 of the away fans did and it gave them a good laugh for ages. I could'nt stop laughing for ages. Good times I remember that! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2004 18:15:08 GMT 1
A few people who may have seen Mark Blake blast a clearance at my old man (who then proceeded to tip the ball away and straight into my face) would probably think that was quite funny  I remember the Riverside baiting a Halifax fan back in 2002. He was a big bloke and was getting all kinds of stick. His missus came to his aid to a chorus of 'get your tits out for the lads'. The fat bloke then pulled up his shirt revealing his Fair play to him, I would imagine most people would have left the ground never to return to a footie match if they had been subjected to that! |
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Post by wiganshrew2 on Dec 30, 2004 18:32:05 GMT 1
Some guy in drag running around the Wakeman stand - huge balloon boobs, short dress with little straps and the lot!! (and he had muscular hairy arms!!) Someone said it was a prelude to his "stag night"! (Makes a change from Wakeman Moaners, doesn't it?  ) |
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Post by telfordSHREWS on Dec 30, 2004 20:25:56 GMT 1
Singing to the few telford fans that made the trip last season "shall we sing a song for" & "you must have come in a taxi, come in a taxi".
The streaker than ran onto the pitch during the chelsea or Everton game and the ref never spotted him the game continued and he was running around everywhere he didn't know what to do next , he then walked up to Luke shook his hand as was escorted off.
The ref "pollock" who ran off the pitch last season during the 2nd playoff leg against Barnet to check the rules.
Away at Leeds early 80's we lost but it was a nasty game so bad that at the end of the game the coaches reversed into the ground by police to let the supporters on to avoid nasty confrontations outside.
Chester last season at home when Luke made 2 of the chester players look like fools and when they went to take him out they crippled each other as Luke ran off with the ball.
Northwich away last season when we had there home end 2,600 of us there and the home fans were singing " Is that all you take away"
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Post by jamo on Dec 30, 2004 20:35:35 GMT 1
(Makes a change from Wakeman Moaners, doesn't it? ) How dare you ...! |
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on Dec 30, 2004 21:02:56 GMT 1
I'm sure someone will remember the game where a policedog bit one of the players. Vital relegation scrap I think.
Was it Torquay?
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Post by HandsOffMeadowEnjoyment on Dec 30, 2004 21:58:47 GMT 1
I'm sure someone will remember the game where a policedog bit one of the players. Vital relegation scr@p I think. Was it Torquay? yes and they scored in injury time thus relegating lincoln who hadn't been bottom, that season, prior to this. |
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Post by theriverside on Dec 30, 2004 22:49:53 GMT 1
Some guy in drag running around the Wakeman stand - huge balloon boobs, short dress with little straps and the lot!! (and he had muscular hairy arms!!) Someone said it was a prelude to his "stag night"! (Makes a change from Wakeman Moaners, doesn't it? ) Wiggy, you're getting confused. It was just JP on a normal matchday There was a time at Torquay where a wayward shot knocked one of the light fittings off so it dangled down (much to the amusement of a well lubricated ASFC posse ). Que a tannoy announcement for the club electrician to make his was to the away end |
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Post by theriverside on Dec 30, 2004 22:52:46 GMT 1
And also a 'tuned' Bizzy Lad whipping the arse of a petrified linesman (before the days of referees assistants ) with his Town scarf, pre-season at (?) Northwich many moons ago.  ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by evo16 on Dec 30, 2004 23:02:40 GMT 1
some lad running into the goal at accrington at half time was pretty cool. a few of the players who i cant remember then started shooting as hard as they could at him
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on Dec 31, 2004 0:10:11 GMT 1
The mention of Bizzy reminds me of the 7 - 1 at Rochdale, where you can see him on the video being chucked out, let back in, chucked out, let back in etc.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2004 0:12:43 GMT 1
The mention of Bizzy reminds me of the 7 - 1 at Rochdale, where you can see him on the video being chucked out, let back in, chucked out, let back in etc. lol - we spent ages after the game trying to find out where he'd gone, there were all sorts of rumours that he'd been arrested, ended up in hospital etc but it turned out he'd just got a lift home with someone else. The funniest thing I've ever seen at footy involves him too - away at Northwich in a pre-season a few years ago when Bizzy lept onto the side of the pitch and started playfully whipping the linesman |
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Post by rob on Dec 31, 2004 2:00:41 GMT 1
he's also good a throwing his scalf on the pitch and then sheepishly asking for it back a few minutes later Kiddie fans ripping it out of Luke (just after the firework incident) only for Luke to cut in from the right, run along the edge of the box past 2/3 players before putting the ball in the back of the net. Que silence in the home end, and the chance for Luke and Nige to give 'm some stick |
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Post by Ratcliffesghost on Dec 31, 2004 18:09:40 GMT 1
Me and WafordShrew used to go to every reserve game down the meadow. One particularly boring game we livened things up by putting every bit of litter and garbage we could find in the stand in the hood of an unattended parker coat on the back of the seat. I was 30 yards away (thankfully) when at half time, the owner reclaimed his coat. WatfordShrew's face when the Walsall Manager Alan Buckley put his hood up will long live in my memory  |
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very funny!
