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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2004 13:51:26 GMT 1
With the p**s poor travel arrangements for Boxing day into account, it has been decided that all players are not allowed to return home after the New years day game against bristol, the four Hour journey will leave at 02:00 hrs on the morning of the 2nd, just to avoid any possible crash on the well used route of M5. all players will be issued personnel HIFI's and police scanners as well as road maps, they are to constantly scan all frequencies in case and disaster happens in front of them they are top plan alternative routes after each junction of the 25 they are going to pass, in the event of them arriving early enough they are to hold very professional training sessions and team building exersises, during the evenings they are to be isolated in sterile areas to ensure no flu virus is passed by anyone unprofessional enough to be carrying this seasonal bug. they are then to proceed to thrash the 2nd best team in the league by 5 goals to nil. this is to ensure no whinging barstewards on B & A can pick holes in a perfectly feasible plan of of leaving GM on the morning of the 3rd at about 7:30 and picking up Trev Challis on the way.....
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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on Dec 27, 2004 14:01:57 GMT 1
they will come a cropper in the traffic when they nip down the M40 to pick up one of their tea ladies though
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Post by mattsnapper2 on Dec 27, 2004 14:04:03 GMT 1
i think its best if gary peters and his merry men spend the night in the yeovil dressing rooms as there is a match the next day and may get caught up in the yeovil traffic
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Post by Stutty in Rugeley on Dec 27, 2004 17:00:41 GMT 1
They'll only get lost looking for the pitch anyhows...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2004 18:10:36 GMT 1
With the p**s poor travel arrangements for Boxing day into account, it has been decided that all players are not allowed to return home after the New years day game against bristol, the four Hour journey will leave at 02:00 hrs on the morning of the 2nd, just to avoid any possible crash on the well used route of M5. all players will be issued personnel HIFI's and police scanners as well as road maps, they are to constantly scan all frequencies in case and disaster happens in front of them they are top plan alternative routes after each junction of the 25 they are going to pass, in the event of them arriving early enough they are to hold very professional training sessions and team building exersises, during the evenings they are to be isolated in sterile areas to ensure no flu virus is passed by anyone unprofessional enough to be carrying this seasonal bug. they are then to proceed to thrash the 2nd best team in the league by 5 goals to nil. this is to ensure no whinging barstewards on B & A can pick holes in a perfectly feasible plan of of leaving GM on the morning of the 3rd at about 7:30 and picking up Trev Challis on the way..... Let me buy you some puncutation sir........
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2004 19:28:57 GMT 1
in return i will buy you some humour and realisation...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2004 19:31:58 GMT 1
in return i will buy you some humour and realisation...
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Post by Mart-The-Shrew on Dec 27, 2004 20:14:59 GMT 1
These plans would seem fine what with having to pick up players from Crewe, Stockport, Liverpool, and Preston en route (and I believe there was some guy in scotland we were interested in who we might as well give a lift to) we might just make it . But I somehow doubt it
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