Post by stuttgartershrew on Dec 16, 2004 12:47:29 GMT 1
Some good'uns here...
Mike Parry: ".....David Beckham's wife appears to be no different from five million other girls, but she's got something that sets her apart from the other four million, nine hundred and fifty thousand and ninety-five....."
Clive Tyldsley (towards and of England v France Euro 2004: "...Santini will have to endure taunts of 'One nil to the Engerland' all next season..."
Mark Bright: ".....Both of Celtic's scorers are English....."
Barry Davies: ".....I'll have to correct you there, Mark- John Hartson is Welsh....."
Mark Bright: ".....Okay - English-based....."
Jesus Gil: ".....Hugo Sanchez is a very dangerous man. He is about as welcome as a piranha in a bidet....."
Niall Quinn: ".....the Albanians are penetrating us from all positions....."
Claudo Ranieri: ".....If you need just a first 11 and four others, why did Columbus sail to India to discover America ?....."
Ian Holloway: ".....My day didn't start very well.....the Holloway household had to have our dog put down unfortunately, but that's life. I've just said to the lads: 'You're born and you die on a date. You've got to work on the dash in the middle'....."
David Platt: ".....Michael Owen is irreplaceable, but Sven has Emile Heskey, James Beattie, Wayne Rooney and Darius Vassell, and whoever he picks can do the job....."
Phil Neal: ".....When England go to Turkey there could be fatalities - or even worse, injuries....."
Gordon Strachan: (talking about defender Claus Lundekvam) ".....When he was carried off at Leicester someone asked me if he was unconscious, but I didn't have a clue. He's always like that....."
Gary Lineker: "Gordon if you were English who would you like playing along side you in the midfield"
Gordon Strachan: - "If I was English i'd top myself !!"
Peter Jones: ".....It's Ipswich nil, Liverpool two, and if that's the way the score stays then you've got to fancy Liverpool to win....."
Gerard Houllier: ".....You can not say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third, and second in the last three years..."
Alan Brazil: ".....Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don't forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith's....."
Kenny Sansom: (talking about Tony Adams) ".....His testimonial will be such an emotional night for Tony - I can't wait to go for a drink with him afterwards....."
Steve Rider: ".....If you don't want to know the result, look away now as we show you Tony Adams lifting the trophy....."
Ron Atkinson: (as Steve MacManaman hoisted the European Cup, after Real Madrid defeated Valencia) ".....you won't see that again now that the Scouser's got it....."
Paul Gascoigne: ".....The doctor at Lazio told me I should try drinking wine, because it would be good for me. When I did, he had one look at me and said: 'You'd better go back on the beer'....."
Bill Shankly: "....I'm not giving away any secrets like that to Milan. If I had my way, I wouldn't even tell them the time of the kick-off....."
Chris Turner (before Peterborough played Middlesborough in the League Cup Quarter-final): ".....I told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones....."
Harry Redknapp (on Dutch striker Marco Boogers): "......if players can tie up their bootlaces these days they seem to be worth one million pounds. I got one who can't even tie his laces....."
Jasper Carrott: "....I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass...."
Andy Townsend (after dying his hair blond during the 1994 World Cup): ".....the boys call me Valderrama, but after this game I felt more like Val Doonican....."
Phil Neal: ".....watching Manchester City is probably the best laxative you can take....."
Ron Atkinson: "....they've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders...."
Ron Atkinson, talking about Gordon Strachan, 39: "......there's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch....."
Wendy Toms, the first female referee to officiate in a Professional game: "...... If the players want to make it hard for me, I am happy to make it twice as hard for them....."
Ray Wilkins, on the QPR-Wasps ground-share: "..... I think having Wasps around here as well gives us that little buzz around the place....."
John Lambie, when told a concussed striker didn't know who he was: "..... That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on....."
Mike Parry: ".....David Beckham's wife appears to be no different from five million other girls, but she's got something that sets her apart from the other four million, nine hundred and fifty thousand and ninety-five....."
Clive Tyldsley (towards and of England v France Euro 2004: "...Santini will have to endure taunts of 'One nil to the Engerland' all next season..."
Mark Bright: ".....Both of Celtic's scorers are English....."
Barry Davies: ".....I'll have to correct you there, Mark- John Hartson is Welsh....."
Mark Bright: ".....Okay - English-based....."
Jesus Gil: ".....Hugo Sanchez is a very dangerous man. He is about as welcome as a piranha in a bidet....."
Niall Quinn: ".....the Albanians are penetrating us from all positions....."
Claudo Ranieri: ".....If you need just a first 11 and four others, why did Columbus sail to India to discover America ?....."
Ian Holloway: ".....My day didn't start very well.....the Holloway household had to have our dog put down unfortunately, but that's life. I've just said to the lads: 'You're born and you die on a date. You've got to work on the dash in the middle'....."
David Platt: ".....Michael Owen is irreplaceable, but Sven has Emile Heskey, James Beattie, Wayne Rooney and Darius Vassell, and whoever he picks can do the job....."
Phil Neal: ".....When England go to Turkey there could be fatalities - or even worse, injuries....."
Gordon Strachan: (talking about defender Claus Lundekvam) ".....When he was carried off at Leicester someone asked me if he was unconscious, but I didn't have a clue. He's always like that....."
Gary Lineker: "Gordon if you were English who would you like playing along side you in the midfield"
Gordon Strachan: - "If I was English i'd top myself !!"
Peter Jones: ".....It's Ipswich nil, Liverpool two, and if that's the way the score stays then you've got to fancy Liverpool to win....."
Gerard Houllier: ".....You can not say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third, and second in the last three years..."
Alan Brazil: ".....Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don't forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith's....."
Kenny Sansom: (talking about Tony Adams) ".....His testimonial will be such an emotional night for Tony - I can't wait to go for a drink with him afterwards....."
Steve Rider: ".....If you don't want to know the result, look away now as we show you Tony Adams lifting the trophy....."
Ron Atkinson: (as Steve MacManaman hoisted the European Cup, after Real Madrid defeated Valencia) ".....you won't see that again now that the Scouser's got it....."
Paul Gascoigne: ".....The doctor at Lazio told me I should try drinking wine, because it would be good for me. When I did, he had one look at me and said: 'You'd better go back on the beer'....."
Bill Shankly: "....I'm not giving away any secrets like that to Milan. If I had my way, I wouldn't even tell them the time of the kick-off....."
Chris Turner (before Peterborough played Middlesborough in the League Cup Quarter-final): ".....I told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones....."
Harry Redknapp (on Dutch striker Marco Boogers): "......if players can tie up their bootlaces these days they seem to be worth one million pounds. I got one who can't even tie his laces....."
Jasper Carrott: "....I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass...."
Andy Townsend (after dying his hair blond during the 1994 World Cup): ".....the boys call me Valderrama, but after this game I felt more like Val Doonican....."
Phil Neal: ".....watching Manchester City is probably the best laxative you can take....."
Ron Atkinson: "....they've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders...."
Ron Atkinson, talking about Gordon Strachan, 39: "......there's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch....."
Wendy Toms, the first female referee to officiate in a Professional game: "...... If the players want to make it hard for me, I am happy to make it twice as hard for them....."
Ray Wilkins, on the QPR-Wasps ground-share: "..... I think having Wasps around here as well gives us that little buzz around the place....."
John Lambie, when told a concussed striker didn't know who he was: "..... That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on....."
