ShrewFan
Midland League Division One
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Post by ShrewFan on Mar 23, 2004 16:32:40 GMT 1
just had a discussion in school now about the worst chat up line we have heard; this one was the winner:
Person a: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Person B: I dont know
Person a: Neither do i but it breaks the ice
Whats the worst you have heard or used?
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Post by BringBackAuzzie on Mar 23, 2004 16:36:47 GMT 1
Quality stuff.......I'll be using that one this weekend!! Look out ladies
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Post by El Huracán!!!! on Mar 23, 2004 16:44:36 GMT 1
Ladies of Nottingham, Hereford, Cardiff, Shrewsbury and Birmingham beware then mike
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Post by BringBackAuzzie on Mar 23, 2004 16:50:34 GMT 1
Should be fun. I think I'll stay away from the ladies in Hereford though. Few too many fingers on toes on them. (don't ask how I know just take heed!!)
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Post by Shrews and Royals on Mar 23, 2004 16:53:20 GMT 1
I thought they had hooves in Hereford!
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KeithHicksFromTheSticks HUFC
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Post by KeithHicksFromTheSticks HUFC on Mar 23, 2004 16:56:06 GMT 1
"I think I'll stay away from the ladies in Hereford though. Few too many fingers on toes on them."
That's a bit rich coming from Shropshire!!!!
FYI...Marilyn Monroe had six toes ;-)
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Post by telfordSHREWS on Mar 23, 2004 16:57:54 GMT 1
just had a discussion in school now about the worst chat up line we have heard; this one was the winner: Person a: How much does a polar bear weigh? Person B: I dont know Person a: Neither do i but it breaks the ice Whats the worst you have heard or used? "Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2004 17:15:23 GMT 1
Don't worry luv, beauty is only a light switch away
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Post by DiglisShrew on Mar 23, 2004 17:20:50 GMT 1
Q: Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a penis ?
A: No
Q: Want to come for a picnic ?
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Mar 23, 2004 18:15:55 GMT 1
I used to like "Your place or mine or up against a wall?" Pity they never worked
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2004 18:26:57 GMT 1
Alright luv, you might not be the prettiest girl in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2004 18:31:59 GMT 1
Alright luv, you might not be the prettiest girl in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away Good to see you and your bruv sharing chat up lines!
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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on Mar 23, 2004 18:33:17 GMT 1
If I told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?
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Baafly
Midland League Division Two
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Post by Baafly on Mar 23, 2004 18:35:42 GMT 1
"This watch of mine is magic. For example, it can tell you're having an orgasm..."
"But I'm not having an orgasm!"
" Damn! It's fast again!"
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Post by Stevenelsonfanclub on Mar 23, 2004 19:12:18 GMT 1
how about: "Excuse me, you wouldn;t be a rhinocerous by any chance would you?" Target: "NO, WHY??" "Well, you looked really horny form over there!! I'll get my coat...........
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Post by pawlo on Mar 23, 2004 19:43:46 GMT 1
Hi, my names pab, Im a nurse and I enjoy reading about physics, my hobbies include fishing and......Oi, were you going
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