Cuzz
Midland League Division Two
Just off in to give Mrs.Goggins one!
Posts: 222
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Post by Cuzz on Jul 6, 2005 14:19:32 GMT 1
best read in a french accent!!!!!
oh Jacques Chirac you pile of cack your countries gone and lost it all again at Agincourt you lost once more with lots of pointy arrows in your men our fish and chips puts fat on hips while you eat hoppy frog and slimy snail pull up a chair while mister Blair laughs in your face and spersons while you fail so tough luck pal entente cordiale i think you'll find in very short supply it's gr8 to know you won't hold the show so au revoir you loser and goodbye!!
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Post by john on Jul 6, 2005 14:24:54 GMT 1
Nice one Cuzz
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Post by Dan F on Jul 6, 2005 14:26:17 GMT 1
LOL, brilliant!
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Post by MeoleShrew nli on Jul 6, 2005 14:29:06 GMT 1
Nice one
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Post by ShrewsAde on Jul 6, 2005 15:04:43 GMT 1
nice one Cuzz
that should be the Olympic theme song
and the mascot should be a Bull dog giving France the finger across Le Channel
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Post by wiganshrew2 on Jul 6, 2005 15:21:13 GMT 1
Very apt- and very quick off the mark, Cuzz!! The "pointy arrows" remind me of a Monty Phyton sketch, in which John Cleese, as a Sargeant Major, with voice to match was telling recruits "Lesson 1- How to defend yourself against a pointED stick!!" I think Lesson 2 was how to defend yourself against soft fruit. There wasn't anything about defending yourself against- FROGS!! Great stuff, Cuzz, keep writing!
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Post by blueandamber on Jul 6, 2005 16:22:12 GMT 1
I like it.
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Post by soupie on Jul 6, 2005 17:37:52 GMT 1
best read in a french accent!!!!! while you eat hoppy !! Welsh Shrew and I are rather concerned at that line in your poem Cuzz Otherwise -
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Post by Lisa on Jul 6, 2005 18:12:20 GMT 1
Nice one dad kept that quiet!!!!! ps you SMELL
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Post by telfordSHREWS on Jul 6, 2005 19:17:19 GMT 1
Quality Cuzz
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Post by WindsorShrew on Jul 6, 2005 19:29:28 GMT 1
Excellent ! Mind you that was the worst french accent I have heard for ages....
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