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Post by pistolrover on May 24, 2005 10:01:02 GMT 1
(not a detailed version) a women walks into a vets with a duck. the women says to the vet, 'what is wrong with my duck. the vet says 'im sorry but im afraid he is dead' woman - well how do you know, you havent run any tests. you must surely run some tests. the vet then disapears and returns with a labrador. the labrador sniffs the duck and shakes his head to the vet. vet - no sorry madame the duck is definately dead. the vet then leaves the room with the labrador and returns with a cat. the cat sniffs the duck and sadly meows and shakes his head to the doctor. vet - no sorry madame, im afraid the duck is definately dead. the vet then produces a bill of £450. the women still shocked from what had happened before, is amazed by the price of the bill. woman - what!!! £450 for telling me my duck is dead. vet - well it would have been £30. the 'lab test' and 'cat scan' all add up you know. good or bad
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Post by tom_leather on May 24, 2005 10:21:41 GMT 1
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Post by Pilch on May 24, 2005 10:33:10 GMT 1
had it been shot dead by telford chavs ?
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Post by SP on May 24, 2005 16:20:30 GMT 1
its alrite
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