Not really a JOKE?!!! But this was in my in-box this morning!!
I thought it was funny when I read Number 11- following on from Dave's joke about the women in the Church yard!!!!!!!
HOW do people get injured by TOILETS?!!!!
Anyway- this is what one of our friends sent-
Can you guess which of the following are true or which are false ?
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
3. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
4. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
5. Only seven ( 7 ) per cent of the population are lefties.
6. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
7. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
8. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
9.The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
10.The average housefly lives for one month.
11. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
12. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
13. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
14. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
15. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
16.The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
17. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot
18. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
19. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
20. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE TRUE!