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May 19, 2005 20:38:55 GMT 1
Post by Bilbo on May 19, 2005 20:38:55 GMT 1
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd Love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: >> >>* The Death Slide, >> >>* The Wall of Fear, >> >>* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. >> >> >> >>Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. >> >> >> >>Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! >> >> >> >>Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
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May 19, 2005 20:51:50 GMT 1
Post by blum on May 19, 2005 20:51:50 GMT 1
Ace!!!
Here's a quick one..
A dad was doing something in the bedroom when his 3 year old daughter came in and pointed at him, jokingly he put her finger into his mouth and pretended to bite her finger off.. Suddenly the little girl looked in dismay and said " daddy, where has my bogey gone?"
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May 19, 2005 21:09:31 GMT 1
Post by Pilch on May 19, 2005 21:09:31 GMT 1
if you had subscribed to billbos mobile sms service you'd have received this earlier
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May 20, 2005 12:57:43 GMT 1
Post by SP on May 20, 2005 12:57:43 GMT 1
ace joke
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