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Post by MartinB on May 16, 2005 7:19:32 GMT 1
Someone I know got me thinking about contradicitions. They get up each morning and take multi-vitamin tablets. They spend the rest on the day eating rubbish Anyone else think of any contradicitions?
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Post by soupie not logged in on May 16, 2005 7:28:08 GMT 1
Someone I know got me thinking about contradicitions. They get up each morning and take multi-vitamin tablets. They spend the rest on the day eating rubbish Anyone else think of any contradicitions? People who say "Now then", and "I'm coming now in a minute"
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Post by pistolrover on May 16, 2005 9:57:57 GMT 1
is this a contradiction 'i aint going nowhere'
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Post by blueandamber on May 16, 2005 10:31:02 GMT 1
You cut trees down and chop them up
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Post by ThrobsBlackHat on May 16, 2005 10:41:08 GMT 1
Supersized double quarterpounder meal with a diet coke please £20k car on the drive and a mountain of junk locked in the garage
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Post by ratcliffesghost on May 16, 2005 10:43:21 GMT 1
Alan Green's classic "an intelligent pass from Rio Ferdinand"
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2005 10:43:58 GMT 1
the words 'Carlisle' and 'Football Club'
also 'Malcolm Glazer' and 'football'
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Post by john on May 16, 2005 10:56:30 GMT 1
ITV and entertainment Mr T Blair of Westminster and the truth
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on May 16, 2005 19:18:58 GMT 1
A motoring one that gets to me is people driving with their young children unrestrained. It's like they're saying I'll spend thousands on my car but I wont spend a few quid to keep my kids safe. I used to work with an overweight lady who brought a box of lettuce leaves in for her lunch because she was on a diet. In between she ate Mars bars and crisps because they were only snacks and didn't count
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2005 19:45:04 GMT 1
I always liked the ones from Billy Connolly.
'Can I ask a question'? - You just have!!
'I never say never' - You just said it twice!!
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Post by Pilch on May 16, 2005 20:25:20 GMT 1
Super Sam
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Post by rob on May 16, 2005 21:14:34 GMT 1
When someone says can I have one as they take something off your plate. "do you want anything dear?" "no I'm not hungry" Food arrives.... "what are you doing?!" "I'm just trying a few" well why didnt you ask for some when i asked you if you wanted anything
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Post by aleix on May 16, 2005 21:29:18 GMT 1
When someone says can I have one as they take something off your plate. "do you want anything dear?" "no I'm not hungry" Food arrives.... "what are you doing?!" "I'm just trying a few" well why didnt you ask for some when i asked you if you wanted anything that's my mum!!!! and then is when you say "no, i'm not giving you any........yes i am a selfish bástard!" my contradictions woud be: real madrid - los galácticos teachers at school when they ask you for explanations and when you're giving them they yell at you "don't answer back!" scumbags
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Post by Shrews and Royals on May 16, 2005 21:42:53 GMT 1
It was the last place I looked - well it would be wouldn't it!
Champions league with team that aren't champions in it.
Fly drive....how?
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Post by somersetshrew on May 16, 2005 23:25:02 GMT 1
is this a contradiction 'i aint going nowhere' Its not a contradiction, its a double negative.
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Post by thesalmon on May 17, 2005 0:07:05 GMT 1
give it a break piltch!!!
HE HAS GONE! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
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Post by Hatfieldshrew on May 17, 2005 1:53:06 GMT 1
America and the Statue of Liberty. ;D If you die i'll kill you. It used to be, if you were caught tiring to commit suicide, you were given the death penalty. When I was young my mother sent me to bed when I was wide awake, then woke me up when I was asleep. Cheap at half the price. Open Government.
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Post by rob on May 17, 2005 8:12:15 GMT 1
on the statue of liberty- it is supposed to represent freedom. Yet is closed off from the public
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Post by Gerry on May 17, 2005 8:19:41 GMT 1
on the statue of liberty- it is supposed to represent freedom. Yet is closed off from the public No it's not.
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Post by rob on May 17, 2005 8:39:41 GMT 1
it is closed off from the public. Has been since 9/11.
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Post by Gerry on May 17, 2005 9:45:30 GMT 1
it is closed off from the public. Has been since 9/11. It is not. I went round it last year. So ner to you. It was closed off for a while though.
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Post by faginy on May 17, 2005 9:47:45 GMT 1
reopened august 2004
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Post by grinfish on May 17, 2005 9:56:15 GMT 1
"I've told you a thousand times, don't exaggerate!"
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Post by rob on May 17, 2005 10:06:06 GMT 1
sorry didnt realise it had reopened. So they no longer consider it a terrorist threat then?
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Post by MeoleShrew nli on May 17, 2005 10:51:14 GMT 1
sorry didnt realise it had reopened. So they no longer consider it a terrorist threat then? Last time the statue of liberty went walk about was in ghost busters Rob, she's retired now
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Post by SMP on May 17, 2005 11:00:55 GMT 1
'Mum, will you buy some biscuits?'
'No, you'll only eat them.'
'Actually, I was going to stick them to the wall as part of a giant art installation...........'
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Post by Pilch on May 17, 2005 12:20:18 GMT 1
give it a break piltch!!! HE HAS GONE! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? proof ;D
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Post by blum on May 17, 2005 12:26:19 GMT 1
Is this a contradiction?
Planning consent granted..Move in 2005/2006
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