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Post by grinfish on Apr 26, 2005 6:43:03 GMT 1
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside... The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??" American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states." After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France...
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Post by Rod on Apr 26, 2005 9:35:58 GMT 1
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Post by youngestshrew on Apr 26, 2005 15:29:02 GMT 1
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Post by Dicky Knee on Apr 26, 2005 17:53:12 GMT 1
Interestingly, I heard that 2 years ago. Why interestingly? Because you've swapped the nationalities around....Americans chew the gum in that annoying fashion!
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Post by aleix on Apr 26, 2005 18:06:10 GMT 1
Here's a good 'un. There's a Shrewsbury fan, a Wrexham fan and a Darlington fan and they're all mates and they go on a holiday in Saudi Arabia. When they're there they get p**sed and they are condemned by the Saudi authorities to 200 whips each. First up is the Darlo fan and he gets whipped 200 times and he's lying there after in total agony, near death But then the King of Saudi Arabia comes around and says he's a Wrexham fan and excuses the fan from the whips. So there's only the Town fan left but before he gets the whip he asks to king: "Sir, I want to have double my whippings, 400 in total." Astouned by the Salopians' braveness he tells him he'll grant him a wish "Well" says the Shrews fan "I still want to have my 400 whips but I want the Wrexham fan tied to my backside" ;D
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