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Apr 19, 2005 20:03:02 GMT 1
Post by pawlo on Apr 19, 2005 20:03:02 GMT 1
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helpshim to the side,then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into theriver while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark dude.......how muchwater did you drink?!!"
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Apr 19, 2005 20:12:34 GMT 1
Post by UK Shrew on Apr 19, 2005 20:12:34 GMT 1
A Catholic Priest is very fond of his pet rooster and hens. Unfortunately his rooster goes missing so next day before Mass he asks his flock....... " Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stand up. " Sorry, I mean has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stand up. " No, I mean has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stand up. " No " he says angrily " Has anybody seen my cock?" Uk Shrew from B & A stands up.
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Apr 19, 2005 20:25:51 GMT 1
Post by tom_leather on Apr 19, 2005 20:25:51 GMT 1
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Apr 19, 2005 20:29:17 GMT 1
Post by Pilch on Apr 19, 2005 20:29:17 GMT 1
uk shrew wrote it i just edited out someones name and posted uk shrews in and have banned him for the rest of today
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Apr 19, 2005 20:40:05 GMT 1
Post by meoleshrew2 on Apr 19, 2005 20:40:05 GMT 1
uk shrew wrote it i just edited out someones name and posted uk shrews in and have banned him for the rest of today Great stuff Pilch, some of Uk's posts were not for the younger eyes of this board
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Apr 19, 2005 20:40:10 GMT 1
Post by tom_leather on Apr 19, 2005 20:40:10 GMT 1
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Apr 19, 2005 20:42:33 GMT 1
Post by aleix on Apr 19, 2005 20:42:33 GMT 1
ta PILCH
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