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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2005 21:26:02 GMT 1
Does anyone wish to add any? I'll start: "Ref, you're bloody useless" "On the deck salop" "Rennie you're giving me indigestion"
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Post by Theres more on Mar 29, 2005 21:37:57 GMT 1
"Hoof it"
"He's a fiery little fecker"
"You're missing a good game here ref"
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Post by Macca NLI on Mar 29, 2005 22:22:20 GMT 1
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Post by pawlo on Mar 29, 2005 22:32:18 GMT 1
Ref, your as much use as a chocolate fire guard
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Post by WindsorShrew on Mar 29, 2005 22:41:17 GMT 1
Quote from "Fatbobsbelly" at home to Cambridge last week. Singing "i'm shrewsbury till I die" then everything went quiet and he said "i'm not feeling very well you know" And Abusive Bob shouting at the Cambridge keeper "don't ignore me when i'm slagging you off"
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Post by x emz x on Mar 29, 2005 22:52:18 GMT 1
i heard racist remarks last time i was there-and it has been reported my friends but other than that... "sod off peters"-that was a classic from friday night! "ball to feet!!!" "on the deck!" "always the same, hoof it football!"
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Post by blueandamber on Mar 29, 2005 23:06:16 GMT 1
I think the 300+ singers from the riverside should go for a jolly in the wakeman end for one game, get a bit of noise going in that end for a change.
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Post by somersetshrew on Mar 29, 2005 23:10:23 GMT 1
That keepers carrying some weight, isn't he? Its filling up here... (5 minutes before full time) How can that be offside? looks like we lost the toss (as Scott moves towards the Station end)
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Post by stuttgartershrew on Mar 30, 2005 6:53:24 GMT 1
I think the 300+ singers from the riverside should go for a jolly in the wakeman end for one game, get a bit of noise going in that end for a change. 300!? 300 plus!?
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Post by Impromptushrew on Mar 30, 2005 7:38:47 GMT 1
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Post by shrewforever on Mar 30, 2005 7:39:17 GMT 1
Alaways liked the one just before the Teams came out in the Chelsea FA Cup game. In a packed Centre Stand some bloke stood up and shouted out........ " For all of you that have never been here before Shrewsbury are in blue"
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Post by WindsorShrew on Mar 30, 2005 8:06:05 GMT 1
" For all of you that have never been here before Shrewsbury are in blue" I've just fell off me chair !!!!!
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Post by lazyshrew on Mar 30, 2005 10:39:10 GMT 1
Heres one i heard at the Macclesfield game when i went to stand behind the goal, its about their IRISH keeper Fettis
"Wit a name like Fettis that keepers gotta be Turkish or summin!"
and what would Mr.T say "I PITY THE FOOL!"
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Post by wiganshrew2 on Mar 30, 2005 10:58:06 GMT 1
I think the 300+ singers from the riverside should go for a jolly in the wakeman end for one game, get a bit of noise going in that end for a change. Best idea I've heard for a long time!! Meole Shrew, her Mum, Leah and I have been getting sore throats, lately!!! Best one was when we were going 4-0 up to Chester- and An Ancient Grumbler (the worst sort- a hardened Old Lag of a Wakemanner!) was STILL moaning, "Oh, for heaven's sake, Salop" "Keep it on the deck" (that seems to be the "call of the wakemaner" ) We're seriously thinking of taking a notebook next time to note down any interesting moans!!
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Post by pawlo on Mar 30, 2005 11:13:44 GMT 1
I think the 300+ singers from the riverside should go for a jolly in the wakeman end for one game, get a bit of noise going in that end for a change. I agree with wiggy, think this would be an excellent idea. Having the singers in close proximity might even get a few more in the stands singing Wonder about the acoustics though with the end being open.
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Post by scooter on Mar 30, 2005 11:50:59 GMT 1
I think there is a bit of confusion between Wakeman End and Wakeman Stand in this thread. We will have to go back to calling it the Tech End
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Post by pawlo on Mar 30, 2005 11:57:06 GMT 1
OK, fair point, i think it would be a good idea to get the riverside singers into the tech end
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Post by stuttgartershrew on Mar 30, 2005 12:57:55 GMT 1
But like some folk have mentioned, half the Riverside crowd are on the Wakeman with about ten minutes to go anyhows...maybe they could sing up then, could make the difference that...'last ten' and all that malarkey...
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Post by Bilbo on Mar 30, 2005 13:01:52 GMT 1
Cambridge Game "Its been 30 years since I last came to the Meadow and it will be another 30 before i come again"
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Post by aleix on Mar 30, 2005 14:38:48 GMT 1
Lincoln in the relegation year This woman was giving Simon Yeo grief "Yeo you ugly ****er, **** off back to Lincoln" etc etc And moments later Yeo missed a chance and yelled "****!" to which the woman replied "watch your language you ugly w****r!" "bloody rubbish referee/ratcliffe/quinn/peters" "I stand here to swear at their keeper" "Oi (keepers name), you paedophile!" "And we put "X" in a cab and he puked in it and we had to run away...." - so this bloke asked him if he was here for the footy to which he replied "Nah, I come here to chat with me mates" "Oi, Tinson! the drug dealer is unmarked!" referring to a player with dreadlocks. All of them true
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Post by jamo on Mar 30, 2005 15:18:29 GMT 1
I think the 300+ singers from the riverside should go for a jolly in the wakeman end for one game, get a bit of noise going in that end for a change. Absolutely not !!! We don't want a load of squeaky voiced teenagers screaming their heads off when we're trying to watch the match. Its a game of football not a bloody pop concert. Stay where you are.
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Post by somersetshrew on Mar 30, 2005 18:10:48 GMT 1
The funniest I ever heard in the Wakeman end was last season when a physio (I think it may have been Barnet) who was rather "portly" walked back from the pitch via the wakeman end.
Someone shouted...
"Hurry up, we can't see!"
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Post by Ratcliffesghost on Mar 30, 2005 18:14:10 GMT 1
How about one the other way Tony Kelly telling "Wakemaner" off here to "f*** off home and make the tea" sexist but
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on Mar 30, 2005 18:34:30 GMT 1
Typical Wakeman Ender, "Pull your finger out Jemson, I'm paying your wages"
Me, "No wonder he doesn't run if he only gets £10 a week"
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on Mar 30, 2005 18:35:57 GMT 1
My Dad "I'm not coming next week"
Me "Why?"
Dad, "They don't come to see me when I'm bad"
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