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Post by wiganshrew2 on Mar 19, 2005 12:22:18 GMT 1
Got this in my mail today"!
A man went to visit a psychiatrist, or so the story goes, and said, "Doc, I've got two problems." The psychiatrist said, "Okay, tell me all about it." The man began, "Well, first of all, I think I am a Coca-Cola Machine."
The psychiatrist sat the man down and started therapy. For weeks, he gave it his best shot but nothing seemed to help. Finally, out of exasperation, the psychiatrist jumped up one day, 2 50p pieces out of his pocket, shoved them in the man's mouth, grabbed him by the ears and shook him till he swallowed them. Then he hollered, "Okay, now give me a Coke."
That's when the man said, "I can't, Doc. That's my second problem, I'm out of order."
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Post by pawlo on Mar 19, 2005 12:43:00 GMT 1
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Post by Proudsalopian on Mar 19, 2005 14:19:06 GMT 1
Like that one
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Post by WindsorShrew on Mar 19, 2005 15:01:08 GMT 1
A woman was watching a programme about Eskimo ice fishing on telly one night, deciding it looked exciting she decided to give it a go. She bought all the gear, rod, line, hooks, ice saw and stool and finally some fur clothes for warmth. In the cold season after much research she planned her trip and set off. Walking out onto the ice she selected her spot and began to saw a hole when a voice boomed from above saying "there are no fish under the ice". Not to be put off she walked further out onto the ice and started to saw again when the voice once more boomed out "there are no fish under the ice". She decided to go out as far as possible from the edge and started to saw once more when the voice boomed " I have told you 3 times there are no fish under the ice", the woman fell to her knees looked up and said "is that you lord"? The voice boomed back "No i'm the manager, now get off the bl##dy ice rink........
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Post by aleix on Mar 19, 2005 15:11:02 GMT 1
Why does a woman watch a porn film til the end? Cos she wants to see if they get married
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