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Post by atcham jack on Jul 4, 2014 11:47:23 GMT 1
tinned salmon, vinegar and cucumber sarnis today. better than dogfish.
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 4, 2014 15:24:38 GMT 1
gawd another page, have we had zander rhodes as a zander caught in thames.
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Post by eggyshrew on Jul 6, 2014 3:34:51 GMT 1
TOPe of page 2 IDE dont think so. STICKlEBACK to the PLAICE everyone can SEA, TOPe of page 1.
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 6, 2014 9:10:31 GMT 1
seagulls always follow the fishing boat- cantona!
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Post by Matster on Jul 6, 2014 9:41:42 GMT 1
seagulls always follow the fishing boat- cantona! Do fish swim under Cantlop bridge?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2014 13:25:55 GMT 1
Lovely afternoon in Holmeswood, so will cook a nice paella on the barby, which will be FULLER of seafood, with a nice MELLON starter.
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Shrewsfan1985
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Post by Shrewsfan1985 on Jul 6, 2014 13:30:42 GMT 1
Why do fish not like computers? - Because they are worried about getting caught in the Internet!
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The Loggerheads
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My first team is..: Shrewsbury
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Post by Shrewsfan1985 on Jul 6, 2014 13:31:15 GMT 1
What's the difference between a fish and a piano? - You can't tuna fish!
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 6, 2014 16:38:59 GMT 1
eel i addio shrews won t'cup
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Post by Matster on Jul 6, 2014 21:52:37 GMT 1
Terry the turtle was sad
"The whalers have captured my Dad!
They grabbed him, you see
for a fish fricassee
as there were no whales to be had!
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 7, 2014 10:57:56 GMT 1
feeling a bit moby this morning after a heavy session in the legion. luv chips in the financial times, pink and shows class.
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 7, 2014 11:06:50 GMT 1
the late Lonnie Donegan played Banjo in the Chris Barbel jazz band, de he also play the double sea bass? Skiffle was my favourite music in late 50's. Rock salmon island line. hang down your leg long tooley.
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Post by eggyshrew on Jul 7, 2014 18:33:14 GMT 1
Do you think Mickeys KEEPNET is FULLER yet, or are there more PLAICES left in his SQUID.
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 8, 2014 7:10:04 GMT 1
p**s orfe, is this an angling term?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 10:22:50 GMT 1
12,000 viewings...........incredibubble.......
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Post by shrewder on Jul 8, 2014 13:54:14 GMT 1
We seem to dredging very deep now with our puns getting a bit weedy. I sea weed reached some sort of a record.
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 8, 2014 14:05:57 GMT 1
pollocks said mr crabtree as a fly stuck in his hat whilst casting
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2014 14:25:29 GMT 1
New owners are rumoured to be introducing a Flippin Fish membership card.............this will avoid queuing and allow you up to five fish and chips portions on a Friday night of your choosing.
A spokesman for the new owners said he was excited by this good news as over the course of the year a typical Chip shop customer would save over £100 on their favourite takeaway dish.
The new owner, Mr Williams, claimed this initiative had worked successfully in his other business interests......
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Post by andycapp on Jul 8, 2014 16:43:23 GMT 1
Best line ever in a British comedy, Dads Army:
'Don't tell em your name Pike'
Absolute classic!
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 8, 2014 16:52:45 GMT 1
PERCHance to dream, a horse my kingdom for a SEAHORSE!
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Post by eggyshrew on Jul 9, 2014 14:49:33 GMT 1
p**s orfe, is this an angling term? Being a Angler thats ORFE EEL, Its the sort of language used by WRAY CHUBBY BROWN.
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Midland League Division One
Are you crazy? Not yet but I am getting there!
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Post by napoleon4th on Jul 10, 2014 9:09:04 GMT 1
Do fish shelter from the rain? Do they feel pain? Is there such a thing as a "nice fish pie"?
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 10, 2014 16:27:53 GMT 1
ORFE EEL- i wish i could fly like a bird in the sky!
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Post by shrewder on Jul 10, 2014 21:12:52 GMT 1
I am setting up a business selling fish as SOLE trader.
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 11, 2014 15:41:11 GMT 1
snappers, mccains crinkly chips, salt and vinegar. and 1 pint,
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 15:43:24 GMT 1
Fish and chips takeaway for T tonight, not sure where from yet!
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Post by atcham jack on Jul 11, 2014 18:37:23 GMT 1
the lord chancellor and justice minister is mr grayling. not sure if he rises to the fly.
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Post by eggyshrew on Jul 12, 2014 22:32:50 GMT 1
Anyone think Collins looked a little Chubby.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2014 9:06:01 GMT 1
Yes.......it appears that he has been visiting Edinburgh chippies and discovered fried pizza and Mars bar
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Post by eggyshrew on Jul 14, 2014 13:45:03 GMT 1
This boat is sinking we need more IDEa's to keep it a FLOAT.
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