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Post by youngestshrew on Apr 23, 2004 17:20:54 GMT 1
...Funiest thing you have ever seen in front of your very eyes? It might not be to do with football!
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 23, 2004 17:31:44 GMT 1
I think the funniest thing I have seen actually involved me. I was about 14 and had gone into Shrewsbury Town centre straight after school on my bike, I had quite a longish sports bag which I would normaly carry on my back rucksack style, but this particular day it was too heavy, so I had it on the right hand side of my racer bike's handlebars. It had given me warning by banging into the front wheel a few times, but being a teenager I couldnt care, until I was going like crazy past St Mary's church where quite a few people were waiting for buses, when the bag went into the front wheels spokes and the wheel stopped and before I knew it I was sad on my arse with a bike on my lap. Over the handle bars I had gone and not come out with a scratch. This old dear said "Are you ok?" To which I replyed "yes thanks, been planning that for ages though, but didnt want an audience"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2004 17:33:09 GMT 1
Me taking a drive off on the driving range at Middletown golf course. I sliced it, hit a tractor which was parked 1 yard in front of me about 10 yards to my right (one hell of a slice!). The ball came back at some speed, hit a supporting beam in my mates driving comparment, then it hit the back wall of the driving range, bounced once and I caught it from where I had teed off. A 50 yard drive, and I caught it ;D
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Post by youngestshrew on Apr 23, 2004 17:39:18 GMT 1
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Post by Blueshrew on Apr 23, 2004 17:42:44 GMT 1
when those to chester players collided ;D ;D
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Post by wiganshrew2 on Apr 23, 2004 17:53:31 GMT 1
I was teaching full-time at a local school, in Billinge, Wigan. Half way through one hot Summer afternoon a SNAKE escaped from one of the nearby houses and slithered across the playground and went to hide in some shrubs in the school garden. We were told not to let the children out, all windows and doors were shut-in case the snake slithered in- we had to keep them all happy with videos..etc... but were told not to tell them why they'd been kept in! The nearest "snake - charmer" (and that's the word they used!) was in Widnes- and was duly summoned! Meanwhile it got to Home -Time. Parents arrived for their children, and were told that they couldn't be let out before the SNAKE was caught! (Actually- it must have been frightening for them- local police were at the gates, too!) After a while, the SNAKE was caught by the Snake -Charmer from Widnes, and was deposited, hissing and spitting venom, into an ordinary brown sack. The children were allowed out to their parents. It was funny, looking back- especially the "snake charmer from Widnes"- but it was a bit worrying at the time!! It was an almost surreal experience!
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Post by youngestshrew on Apr 23, 2004 21:30:25 GMT 1
Any others? Come on there has got to be other funny things that have happened!
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Post by SeanBroseley on Apr 23, 2004 23:23:06 GMT 1
I remember when I was about nine years old standing next to a kid in the urinal at school when he said, "watch this", and he turned round and p**sed right across the boys' toilets. It went across one kid's back and then right into another kid's face - who was fairly dumbstruck by the experience, but got dragged off to the teacher by another kid, who announced in front of the whole class, "Sir M_____ D_______ has just weed in David's face."
Priceless look on the teacher's face.
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