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Post by SimAFCTU on Apr 22, 2004 23:40:37 GMT 1
As a few of you love these, let's hear your favourites!
I'll start the ball off with:
Homer: Marge, where's that metal dealie... you use to... dig... food
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Post by somersetshrew on Apr 22, 2004 23:43:13 GMT 1
when Flanders goes to help the band pack up after the gig at the church, and Marge tells homer to go and help.....
Homer: Toileth ye not on the Sabbath, a pox on ye, woman!
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Post by ratcliffesghost on Apr 22, 2004 23:44:44 GMT 1
The sign Homer nailed to his front door which read "DO NOT READ THIS SIGN"
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Post by somersetshrew on Apr 22, 2004 23:46:11 GMT 1
"I'm not easily impressed.... Ooh look. a blue car!"
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Post by mysticmurray on Apr 22, 2004 23:49:00 GMT 1
Monty Burns, making a speech "As you all know i am a man of few words. Any questions?"
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on Apr 22, 2004 23:55:44 GMT 1
Mr Burns finds Homer eating a sandwich at work.
Burns "Who are you?"
Homer's brain "Don't panic, come up with a good story".
Homer "My name is Mr Burns"
Homer's brain "D'oh!"
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Post by bowyaTUFC on Apr 22, 2004 23:59:32 GMT 1
Homer goes to collect money from tax office in Burns' name. "Hello I'm Mr Burns" "And your first name, Mr Burns?" "I... don't knoooooooooow."
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Post by bowyaTUFC on Apr 23, 2004 0:02:23 GMT 1
Homer and Marge sit at Burns' table, looking after the house. Marge finds an extra long fork but doesn't know what to do with it." Homer in eccentric English voice: "Why Marge I believe you're supposed to scratch your ASS with it." Marge tries it "ooh Homer thats.... ohhh thats actually quite nice."
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 23, 2004 0:05:02 GMT 1
Homer trying to fiddle the insurance in The Mr Plough episode. Insurance Guy "So this Moe's , what is it?" Homer's brain " dont say its a bar" Homer "Its a pornography store, I was buying pornography" Homer's brain "I would never have thought of that"
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In the episode where Homer meets Herb his step brother. The family pull up outside Herb's big house. Homer "Good god the barstewards rich" Bart in the back of the car "barsteward barsteward barsteward barsteward"
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on Apr 23, 2004 0:09:31 GMT 1
"Me, fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum
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Post by The Shropshire Tenor on Apr 23, 2004 0:12:13 GMT 1
"Bonjour you cheese eating surrender monkeys"
Groundskeeper Willie to French class at Springfield High.
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Post by daveshrew on Apr 23, 2004 0:14:01 GMT 1
Homer: "Moe, I need your advice, I've got this friend named joey... jo jo .... junior shabadoo"
Moe: "That's a the worst name I ever heard"
Man in the bar runs out crying
Homer calls out: "hey joey jo jo"
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Post by grinfish on Apr 23, 2004 0:20:43 GMT 1
Homer: "Moe, I need your advice, I've got this friend named joey... jo jo .... junior shabadoo" Moe: "That's a the worst name I ever heard" Man in the bar runs out crying Homer calls out: "hey joey jo jo" WRONG! 'twas Barney who called it out! Best episode ever, the Stonecutters: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the Metric System down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Matrians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenburg a star? We do! We do! Who robs game fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2004 0:36:35 GMT 1
Lisa: Dad, can you turn the music down, ive got a test in the morning Homer: Honey, we didn't turn it down for the cops, what chance do you have?
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Post by peterjones1 on Apr 23, 2004 1:25:09 GMT 1
Marge- I dont want you stalking Lenny and Carl!
Homer- Ok ok, I'm going outside to....stalk....Lenny and Carl, hehehe.....D'OH!
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Post by Griff on Apr 23, 2004 10:53:56 GMT 1
Just a few classic Homer quotes... Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Post by ShrewFan on Apr 23, 2004 11:15:03 GMT 1
Homer: operater give me the number for 911
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Post by jamo on Apr 23, 2004 13:04:17 GMT 1
Jamo2--" Nick, turn that crap off, i want the news on"
Jamojunior--""get lost fogey, go and watch it up stairs"
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Post by Dale on Apr 23, 2004 13:40:09 GMT 1
I was expecting some interesting Fitzroy Simpson quotes on here.......I'm dissapointed
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Post by VodkaVic on Apr 23, 2004 13:42:48 GMT 1
Marge talking about her contraceptive coil....
Homer "Mmm, love springs internal"
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Post by Stowmarket Shrew on Apr 23, 2004 13:47:47 GMT 1
Homer in the kitchen in the middle of the night looking for something to eat.
"aaaaaarrrrrrrhhhhhh, forbidden doughnut"
Homer then goes to hell and is forced to eat all the doughnuts in the world. The look on the devil's face when he manages to scoff them all is utterly priceless.
Classic!!
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Post by jamojunior on Apr 23, 2004 16:44:50 GMT 1
Jamo2--" Nick, turn that cr@p off, i want the news on" Jamojunior--""get lost fogey, go and watch it up stairs" You forgot to mention that I said you were a bold gay lord!!!
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Post by Theoneandonly on Apr 23, 2004 16:50:05 GMT 1
Theoneandonly: father please can i watch the news? There is a feature on Tony Blairs decision to make a U turn and issue a refferendam.
Theoneandonly's dad: Certainly. I will hop to it.
Theoneandonly: Thank dad, i love you.
Theoneandonly's dad: And i you
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Post by jamo on Apr 23, 2004 16:54:53 GMT 1
Theoneandonly: father please can i watch the news? There is a feature on Tony Blairs decision to make a U turn and issue a refferendam. Theoneandonly's dad: Certainly. I will hop to it. Theoneandonly: Thank dad, i love you. Theoneandonly's dad: And i you I believe that
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Post by Blueshrew on Apr 23, 2004 17:40:26 GMT 1
i only use simpsons quotes in propper threads
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2004 17:49:14 GMT 1
Theoneandonly: father please can i watch the news? There is a feature on Tony Blairs decision to make a U turn and issue a refferendam. Theoneandonly's dad: Certainly. I will hop to it. Theoneandonly: Thank dad, i love you. Theoneandonly's dad: And i you Very moving. Whilst TOAO's dad may only have one leg, they clearly have a very close relationship.
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Post by Theoneandonly on Apr 23, 2004 17:50:19 GMT 1
lol
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Post by petetheloon on Apr 23, 2004 18:21:12 GMT 1
After watching a biblical epic: Bart: wow god kicks ass Homer: yes..... God is my favorite fictional charactor On the episode on bart joining a boy band. the scene where nobody can understand the chorus. Lisa: What does it mean. Homer: Oh its one of those songs that don't mean anything. Like Ram a lam a ding dong or Give peace a chance
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Post by jamojunior on Apr 23, 2004 19:08:43 GMT 1
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Post by Stevenelsonfanclub on Apr 23, 2004 19:21:08 GMT 1
I'm afraid the line: "You'll win no friends by eating salad" Is one which is unlikely to ever be beaten
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