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Post by samsasholedagain on Jan 9, 2004 8:29:10 GMT 1
One come to me the other day. As the top biscuit in a packet of biscuits is always broken, why don't they leave the top biscuit out ?
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Post by samsasholedagain on Jan 9, 2004 8:32:55 GMT 1
Or as the characters in the kids programme "Yoho Ahoy" communicate fine using just those two words with different emphesis on them, why don't we scrap the english language (nouns,pronouns, verbs, plurals etc) and adopt Yoho Ahoy as our national language to save hours of learning time
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Post by samsasholedagain on Jan 9, 2004 8:35:51 GMT 1
Also, the other day, after much thought, I solved the problem of world famine - Sandwiches!
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Jan 9, 2004 10:14:41 GMT 1
I love the biscuit idea...very funny ;D
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Post by Farmer Giles on Jan 9, 2004 10:20:10 GMT 1
and when you cant get your last pig on the trailer..
..put it in first
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Post by Pilch on Jan 9, 2004 11:55:13 GMT 1
copyright the current town badge and then you can claim almost all the money from kit sales or threaten to stop them selling it i'm surprised peter nutter or whatever his name is hasn't done this yet
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Post by Staly on Jan 9, 2004 12:39:00 GMT 1
Musical passport holders- they beep when you whistle "Viva Espana". I can never find mine when I need it...
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Post by Pilch on Jan 9, 2004 13:50:38 GMT 1
passports that contain your fingerprint
nah thats just stupid, it'll never work ;D
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Post by RATCLIFFESGHOSTHONESTLY on Jan 10, 2004 1:21:06 GMT 1
Them lot in Northern Ireland ! They like marching, right, they're gaggin for a march all summer. Why not build an enormous hamster wheel, bigger than the London eye! Then they can march as much as they like and generate their own electricity !
BONZA !
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Post by Theoneandonly on Jan 10, 2004 11:13:17 GMT 1
Lets copyright Mr.Blobby! You could make millions with Greg Rioch playing! ;D
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