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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2019 21:39:14 GMT 1
I have taken the liberty of dispatching a squad car and emergency barber to Elland Road. There are several criminal barnets on display which need drastic action although the likes of Philips, Brown and Keogh will need taking into custody and charging.
Evening all.
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Post by barrynic on May 15, 2019 21:45:43 GMT 1
....and do not forget Ayling.
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Post by Chief Inspector Swan on May 15, 2019 23:51:49 GMT 1
I can only put my faith in everyone respecting the fact that by this time tomorrow we might be living under ‘martial law of the lid’ - a little used power of the Metropolitan Police Act of 1860.
El Huracan, gtismygod, Roland_Wycherley_sedated_my_hamster, northwestman, davycrockett and martin_wise please report to your local police station ASAP tomorrow morning where one of my deputies will do the necessary.
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Post by northwestman on May 16, 2019 9:44:25 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2019 13:03:51 GMT 1
That answers the question as to why Inspector Swan is still an Inspector and not a Station Master . Until he changes his ways he will spend the rest of his life walking up and down shouting “ tickets please “. Very sad .
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Post by haughmond on May 16, 2019 21:51:36 GMT 1
Poor old Geoffrey.
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Post by Chief Inspector Swan on May 18, 2019 4:12:44 GMT 1
Of all the witless imbeciles. Nonsense literally right left and centre.
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Post by Chief Inspector Swan on Oct 19, 2019 10:33:03 GMT 1
I can only put my faith in everyone respecting the fact that by this time tomorrow we might be living under ‘martial law of the lid’ - a little used power of the Metropolitan Police Act of 1860. El Huracan, gtismygod, Roland_Wycherley_sedated_my_hamster, northwestman, davycrockett and martin_wise please report to your local police station ASAP tomorrow morning where one of my deputies will do the necessary. Just following up on the above. El Huracan and northwestman the two posters who are yet to comply with the above legally enforceable order.
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Post by El Huracán!!!! on Oct 21, 2019 8:45:01 GMT 1
Like our PM approaches complex legal orders
See you in court b***h
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