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Post by peterjones1 on Apr 1, 2004 21:21:18 GMT 1
First announcement concerns our newest (and probably last) signing, arguably my highest profile deal to date. Late this afternoon a deal was concluded to bring infamous B&A legend 'theoneandonly' to the club to bolster the clubs backline. Despite his diminutive 4ft build, TOAO is deceptively strong in the tackle and good in the air, just the sort of qualities manager Peter Jones is looking for in his defensive unit. This signing gives Jones a welcome selection problem in defence, with TOAO doing battle with the likes of Joey1, Blueshrew, Stue_P, Afro and Ema for a first team berth. Jones did however reveal his intent to use a squad rotation system to allow all of his loyal squad members an equal run out. In a typical statement of arrogance Jones went as far as saying he could field 11 disabled walruses and still be confident of victory and a clean sheet.
The other news to come out of the U20s camp is the scheduling of a training session on the morning of Tuesday 6th April, prior to the Telford United vs Shrewsbury Town game. Jones has requested that his players assemble outside the SCAT sports hall at 11am. Star defender Joey1 has already been forced to withdraw from taking part in this training session, but Jones still hopes to have the rest of his talented stars present, and confirmed that Joey would be available again in time for the sides first competetive fixture. Jones is unconcerned by the possibilty of opposition scouts infiltrating the training session, claiming no level of preparation can prepare them for the onslaught they will face come matchday.
On the subject of matchday, Jones has revealed he is still in negotiations with various top authorities over the U20s first proposed game. The highly rated young Welsh manager revealed his desire to play the fixture on the morning of Saturday 17th April prior to the Shrewsbury Town v Stevenage Borough fixture. Jones is in discussion with Veterans manager Jamo2 about finalising this date, and will then confirm with officials at SCAT and the ASFC in regards to the availabilty of pitches for the fixture. Jones did say however he foresees no problems in getting the fixture finalised as planned and is very much looking forward to finally getting down to the business of playing.
Jones is available to answer queries from any of his team either via PM or reply to this thread, and will do all he can to ensure his players are as happy as possible at the club.
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 21:28:12 GMT 1
As TOAO's agent, You have me to thank for having a word with his mum ;D
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Post by telfordSHREWS on Apr 1, 2004 21:29:30 GMT 1
It wont belong before he "deletes" himself from the squad
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 21:31:34 GMT 1
It wont belong before he "deletes" himself from the squad Sides now hurting!
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Post by El Huracán!!!! on Apr 1, 2004 21:31:44 GMT 1
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Post by Theoneandonly on Apr 1, 2004 21:35:01 GMT 1
Come on J_P it wasn't that funny ;D
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Post by peterjones1 on Apr 1, 2004 21:36:04 GMT 1
Leave my defender alone All these remarks stink of fear, and the realisation that the U20s are to take over as the number 1 supporters team that Shrewsbury Town have. I'm going to post some odds on the game when I know the line ups etc and we can have a mini betting league. £10 on TOAO to score at any time, with a header...easy money. Full confidence in my players
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 21:36:19 GMT 1
It was ;D dont forget Geoff, I want 15% players fee
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Post by El Huracán!!!! on Apr 1, 2004 21:37:27 GMT 1
I will do some odds for the Vets game early tomora!!!!
But jamo will not tell me his full line up - shadey - very shadey!!!
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Post by telfordSHREWS on Apr 1, 2004 21:39:22 GMT 1
It was ;D dont forget Geoff, I want 15% players fee Agent JP , bet you end up paying his subs
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Post by Theoneandonly on Apr 1, 2004 21:39:45 GMT 1
You'll need 20% for the all the therapy you'll need after picking the ball out of your net so many times
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Post by peterjones1 on Apr 1, 2004 21:41:09 GMT 1
You'll need 20% for the all the therapy you'll need after picking the ball out of your net so many times See, my players all have the winning attitude and mentality. It comes naturally. We don't need to resort to your cheap mind games
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Post by Stue_P on Apr 1, 2004 21:42:57 GMT 1
I shall be at training peter. Who else is going this time then?
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Post by telfordSHREWS on Apr 1, 2004 21:43:10 GMT 1
It would'nt surprise me if he scores with his head , it seem big enough
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 21:43:55 GMT 1
You'll need 20% for the all the therapy you'll need after picking the ball out of your net so many times Firstly, its now 30% Secondly, I know where you live ;D Thirdly, Im planning on bringing my armchair when we play you lot
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Post by peterjones1 on Apr 1, 2004 21:47:35 GMT 1
Not sure who is coming yet TOAO...you are obviously, and me...I think H, Stue and some others have confirmed too but I cant remember off the top of my head And JP, your arrogance will be your downfall...wait until TOAO and H have both stuck goals past you, you'll never hear the end of it ;D
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Post by Theoneandonly on Apr 1, 2004 21:48:55 GMT 1
TelfordShrews i will one day think of a whitty reply and link you back to this thread J_P will need some defence orginisation lessons, if he cant even shout at the AMF staff then god knows how he will shout against us...
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 21:49:37 GMT 1
Im dropping H off on tuesday morning probably TOAO too, I be a back a few hours later before I go to the vets, as one of my dogs requires a booster. If there are any of your lot requiring treatment just shove em in the back of the car, Im sure Sutton Farm vets will only be to happy to help ;D
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Post by harmerhillshrew on Apr 1, 2004 21:50:36 GMT 1
Just to let you know Mr Jones two of your supposed players, will not name names, are out round the village as I type. I can confirm girls, beer, 8-)fire extinguishers and gambling come into the equation. Last words to me 'Dont wait up'
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Post by Sun reporter on Apr 1, 2004 21:53:34 GMT 1
Well this beats the s**t out of the Prince William photo what an exclusive. Anything to add Mr Jones?
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Post by harmerhillshrew on Apr 1, 2004 21:55:23 GMT 1
Well this beats the sh!t out of the Prince William photo what an exclusive. Anything to add Mr Jones? I can give you an exclusive, but can you go through Max Clifford
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Post by Stue_P on Apr 1, 2004 21:55:40 GMT 1
Harmer, if one of the two is afro then you must be joking! Girls! ha!
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Post by rob on Apr 1, 2004 21:55:58 GMT 1
lol, good get a bit of spitroasting in helps build team morale JP we'll see how you cope with my Lowe esq crosses bombarding in from the right Bloody Glasto site!!!!!
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Post by peterjones1 on Apr 1, 2004 21:56:50 GMT 1
They have plenty of time to recuperate Harmerhill, I dont want to force my players into any sort of strict regime just yet. I will get an update on their status tomorrow.
If however I feel their over indulgence does effect them in a negative way on Tuesday, disciplinary action will be taken...
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 21:57:17 GMT 1
Lowe type crossing ay? In the carpark then
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Post by rob on Apr 1, 2004 21:59:13 GMT 1
LOL ignore the gaffer. He's only jelous cuz he cant get any ;D Ai JP, but it only takes a moment of sheer Lowe magic to undo a defense (hereford for example)
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Post by harmerhillshrew on Apr 1, 2004 21:59:18 GMT 1
Harmer, if one of the two is afro then you must be joking! Girls! ha! Read carefully or get that hair out of your eyes Comes into the equation I wrote.
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 21:59:23 GMT 1
I can give you an exclusive, but can you go through Max Clifford Ive just been onto that Sun Reporter and he says he will have to go through Max Clifford, but adds that money talks, which means hand over a load of cash or he p**sed and hasnt a clue what he's talking about ;D
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Post by MRJPSHREW on Apr 1, 2004 22:02:27 GMT 1
LOL ignore the gaffer. He's only jelous cuz he cant get any ;D Ai JP, but it only takes a moment of sheer Lowe magic to undo a defense (hereford for example) He's an enigma I will at some point have to have something to do though so, I think I will set my alarm
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Post by Stue_P on Apr 1, 2004 22:04:51 GMT 1
Only thing you'l have to do JP is pick the ball out the back of the net time and time again!
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